
Objective Jerk
Army Veteran Asshole that is learning to love Jesus. I use my MIC / Platform as a form of "Therapy", no schedule, no script, just whatever is floating my boat at the moment.
Podcasting since 2023 • 144 episodes
Objective Jerk
Latest Episodes
LOCAL ELECTIONS, MOUNTAIN BIKING, & REMEMBERING VAL KILMER
The Objective Jerk shares personal updates about local politics, mountain biking adventures, and reflections on Val Kilmer's passing and legacy.• Local elections feel reminiscent of 1950s America with loudspeaker trucks, parades, and ba...
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Season 3
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Episode 145
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29:17

MOUNTAIN BIKING MISHAPS AND WATER WOES; Living in the Philippines.
The Objective Jerk returns after a busy break to share his latest adventures living in the Philippines, from well water challenges to an epic mountain bike upgrade saga.• Well water in the Philippines is very hard, corrosive to metal, a...
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Season 3
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Episode 144
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32:57

MEMORY QUIRKS, JFK FILES, AND THE CASE AGAINST MODERN LIBERALS
Our brains work in mysterious ways, retaining random trivia while forgetting essential information. I explore my ability to recall exact mountain bike models from decades ago while struggling with basic algebra equations.• Memory quirks...
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Season 3
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Episode 143
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25:59

IN DEFENSE OF KEEPING IT SIMPLE STUPID: Thoughts on Technology, Exercise, and Daily Life
Mountain biking has become my exercise sanctuary - the one physical activity I genuinely enjoy even when it's challenging, from early morning trail rides to the satisfaction of finding something that gets your heart pumping without feeling like...
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Season 3
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Episode 142
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25:07

MY BODY SAYS "REST, YOU RETARD" - Adventures of a Tired 46-Year-Old
Fatigue catches up with me after consecutive days of mountain biking and house projects, leading to reflections on aging and physical limitations at 46. Frustrations mount when a compelling Netflix documentary about the Joplin tornado gets dera...
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Season 3
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Episode 141
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24:51
