
Objective Jerk
Army Veteran Asshole that is learning to love Jesus. I use my MIC / Platform as a form of "Therapy", no schedule, no script, just whatever is floating my boat at the moment.
Episodes
144 episodes
LOCAL ELECTIONS, MOUNTAIN BIKING, & REMEMBERING VAL KILMER
The Objective Jerk shares personal updates about local politics, mountain biking adventures, and reflections on Val Kilmer's passing and legacy.• Local elections feel reminiscent of 1950s America with loudspeaker trucks, parades, and ba...
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Season 3
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Episode 145
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29:17

MOUNTAIN BIKING MISHAPS AND WATER WOES; Living in the Philippines.
The Objective Jerk returns after a busy break to share his latest adventures living in the Philippines, from well water challenges to an epic mountain bike upgrade saga.• Well water in the Philippines is very hard, corrosive to metal, a...
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Season 3
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Episode 144
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32:57

MEMORY QUIRKS, JFK FILES, AND THE CASE AGAINST MODERN LIBERALS
Our brains work in mysterious ways, retaining random trivia while forgetting essential information. I explore my ability to recall exact mountain bike models from decades ago while struggling with basic algebra equations.• Memory quirks...
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Season 3
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Episode 143
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25:59

IN DEFENSE OF KEEPING IT SIMPLE STUPID: Thoughts on Technology, Exercise, and Daily Life
Mountain biking has become my exercise sanctuary - the one physical activity I genuinely enjoy even when it's challenging, from early morning trail rides to the satisfaction of finding something that gets your heart pumping without feeling like...
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Season 3
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Episode 142
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25:07

MY BODY SAYS "REST, YOU RETARD" - Adventures of a Tired 46-Year-Old
Fatigue catches up with me after consecutive days of mountain biking and house projects, leading to reflections on aging and physical limitations at 46. Frustrations mount when a compelling Netflix documentary about the Joplin tornado gets dera...
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Season 3
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Episode 141
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24:51

CANINES, CORRUPTION, AND CRACKHEADS: Just Another Day in Politics
The parallels between wild dogs encountered while mountain biking in the Philippines and unleashed political corruption in America reveal how power operates when left unchecked.• Dogs in rural Philippines often receive minimal care desp...
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Season 3
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Episode 140
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24:33

WHY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE GREAT AGAIN (Despite What the Left Says)
The political landscape is shifting as Trump's economic policies begin taking effect, with particular focus on IRS staff reductions and media reaction to these changes. I discuss parallels between government streamlining and Elon Musk's approac...
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Season 3
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Episode 139
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24:40

RIDING THROUGH THE HEAT: Stories from Iraq to Mountain Biking Adventures
Heat-related illness can strike even experienced outdoor enthusiasts, especially those with previous heat casualties in their history. Mountain biking in the Philippines presents unique challenges with high temperatures and limited shade on tra...
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Season 3
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Episode 138
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30:59

WHEN RATS DISAPPEAR, COBRAS APPEAR: Our Philippine Wildlife Adventure!
A harrowing tale of how three venomous Philippine cobras invaded our yard over the course of two days. The unexpected wildlife encounter forced us to question the delicate balance between human habitation and dangerous wildlife in our rural Phi...
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Season 3
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Episode 137
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26:32

I FOUND A DEADLY COBRA HIDING IN MY RECYCLING BIN TODAY.
A face-to-face encounter with a deadly Philippine Cobra hiding in recycling bins leads to a tense standoff and difficult decisions about handling dangerous wildlife. What started as persistent barking from dogs turns into a discovery of a meter...
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Season 3
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Episode 136
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21:29

SECRETS OF HOLLYWOOD'S GOLDEN AGE: The Clark Gable Scandal!
Clark Gable's mysterious 1945 car accident reveals how Hollywood studios wielded extraordinary power to protect their valuable stars and control public narratives during the Golden Age. We explore the persistent rumors about MGM's alleged cover...
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Season 3
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Episode 135
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48:24

WHY DO WE STILL USE FACEBOOK? An Honest Exploration
This week, we dive into our relationship with social media platforms, focusing on Facebook as a central point of discussion. The episode explores the tension between connection and frustration and addresses the ongoing challenges users face in ...
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Season 3
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Episode 134
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38:13

THE CUCK AND CUNT STATE OF AMERICA: Yeah I said it.
The discussion centers on the conduct of Ukrainian Con-man Zelensky during his interactions with President Trump, emphasizing themes of respect and entitlement in politics. Through humor and passionate opinion, we explore why many feel disillus...
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Season 3
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Episode 133
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28:35

CELEBRITY DEATH AND MEDIA HYPOCRISY: Strange death of Gene Hackman and More!
Discover the multifaceted layers of relationships, personal growth, and the quirky adventures of everyday life in this captivating episode. We explore the feelings of loneliness and the value of having conversations, whether with friends or a m...
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Season 3
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Episode 132
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33:06

THE MENTAL HEALTH CHRONICLES: From Elon to Asylums
A deep exploration of mental health and societal challenges unfolds as we discuss personal reflections and real-world examples. We navigate complex influences like social media on mental wellness, examining the implications for individuals and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 131
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38:42

DAUGHTERS AND DOUCHEBAGS: Men, Misogyny, and Modern Dilemmas
The discussion navigates the complexities of modern fatherhood, especially regarding the fears of raising daughters in today’s world. The host reflects on personal feelings and societal observations that prompt deeper contemplation on masculini...
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Season 3
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Episode 130
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28:08

FROM APPLES SUBLIMINAL BRAINWASHING TO ANTI-CLIMB PAINT: A Journey Through Randomness
We explore random thoughts and discoveries, from truck woes to technology tricks. The conversation leads to a discussion of the balance between ambition and personal well-being, tying in unusual facts and true crime stories. • Truck re...
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Season 3
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Episode 129
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35:18

"MEDIA UNMASKED": The Downfall of Joy Reid and Mainstream Propaganda
The episode engages listeners by unpacking the implications of Joy Reid’s firing, exploring deeper issues of trust and integrity in mainstream media. Through candid discussions, we analyze the precarious balance between opinion and news reporti...
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Season 3
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Episode 128
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28:28

007'S FUTURE IN AMAZON'S HANDS?: Nostalgic Reflections, Casting Speculations, and Franchise Fatigue
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Season 3
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Episode 127
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24:33

BIKE UPGRADES & CULTURAL LEARNING CURVES: Shimano Struggles, Starter Fixes, and New Country Challenges
Navigating bike repairs leads to unexpected life lessons about resilience and problem-solving. From upgrading components to tackling practical challenges in a foreign country, this episode explores the connection between mechanics and personal ...
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Season 3
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Episode 126
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29:45

MOUNTAIN BIKING MISHAPS AND PODCASTING PERFECTION: Fine-tuning Bikes and Mics.
In a humorous and reflective episode, we explore the challenges of podcasting, the absurdities of aviation incidents, and the intricacies of mountain biking repairs. Listeners are encouraged to re-evaluate their approaches to DIY solutions whil...
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Season 3
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Episode 125
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33:15

MY HOBBIES: Podcasting, Drums, Mountain Biking Adventures, and Emotional Journeys
In this episode, I explore the intertwined worlds of drumming and mountain biking, highlighting how these passions offer joy, healing, and connection, particularly during challenging times. The discussion unpacks my personal journey through the...
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Season 3
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Episode 124
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32:35

STORY TIME! A Day in Iraq, Podcasting Challenges, Military Memories, and Unexpected Allies
The podcast episode reflects on a soldier’s experiences in Iraq, revealing both the serious and absurd aspects of military life. Through personal stories, the host discusses challenges faced in conflict, the camaraderie among troops, and how hu...
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Season 3
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Episode 123
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25:13

OBAMA'S CHEF "ACCIDENTALLY" DROWNED?: Army Ads Critique, Chef's Mysterious Drowning, and Conspiracy Debates
Tafari Campbell's untimely death sheds light on a mixture of tragic coincidence and deep-seated conspiracy theories. Responses to his drowning serve as a reflection of society's sensitivity to narratives involving the elites, raising questions ...
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Season 3
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Episode 122
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30:00

IS ALL THIS WINNING TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? Gulf Controversies, Racial Reflections, and Political Loyalty Divides
In our podcast, we dissect the shifting landscape of American politics, highlighting the seeming decline of the Democratic Party in light of recent Republican successes. Our conversation tackles various facets of political identity, name change...
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Season 3
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Episode 121
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24:54
