the OBJECTIVE JERK
I have objective views and I am a jerk. I am catholic and I am conservative, but this is not a faith based or political podcast. I am a "normal" person that likes to discuss many topics and although I view things through a catholic/conservative lens, my time in the Army has also left me with an asshole complex. I am not an expert nor am I perfect, but I am Objective and I am a Jerk, so join the Objective Jerk as my Catholic conscience battles with my veteran outlook.
the OBJECTIVE JERK
Latest Episodes
RECENT MOSQUE SHOOTING IS 100% A CONSPIRACY!
I lose a full recording in GarageBand, swear a bit, then hit record again and go straight into why a reported mosque shooting story does not feel organic to me. I lay out the details that trigger my suspicion, explain what I mean by “conspiracy...
IGNORANCE IS BLISS: The same joke in the Philippines would get you killed in the States
A chill Sunday morning watching an MMA card on Netflix, then the mood flips when a realistic-looking shotgun gets waved around in a packed restaurant. I break down why that split-second shock hits hard, how PTSD and situational awareness shape ...
CHRIS NOLAN'S RETARDODYSSEY: What Happens When News And Hollywood Feel Fake
I start with the day-to-day reality of heat, humidity, and trying to organise a yard full of plants while learning which care advice actually works in the Philippines. Things escalate fast into a rat-in-the-house story, then I pivot...
FROM GARAGEBAND GLITCHES TO TWITCH STREAM MISHAPS: Gen X Boomer trying to make it work.
Nothing like a Boomer "ish" person dealing with the messy reality of recording and streaming when your gear, brain, and software aren’t cooperating. From TV nostalgia and gaming burnout to headlines that feel like fear bait, then end by asking ...
PERMITS, EMPTY RESERVOIRS, AND INCOMPETENCE: Dip Shit Demoacrats Can't Do Shit.
Today I discuss/Bitch about the Palisades Fire and the claims around why it spread, why recovery feels stalled, and why so many people can’t get clear information without digging for firsthand videos. How this catastrophic event proves Democrat...
