Objective Jerk
I use my MIC and my platform as a form of "therapy" or "medicine" for myself.
Objective Jerk
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!: Unraveling the Election Circus
Ever tried podcasting with a head full of cold medicine and a mind full of political chaos? That's where I'm at in this latest episode of "The Objective Jerk." While dealing with the sniffles, I recount my personal escapades with absentee ballots, and the oddities of keeping a podcast on track amidst the political storm. With a Trump victory looming on the horizon and the hypothetical drama if Kamala Harris were to take the reigns, my skepticism is in full swing. Could unrest be inevitable? I ponder the portrayal of January 6th and the tangled web of legitimacy when it comes to a Democratic win, all while trying to keep my nose from running away with the show.
From Kamala's communication hurdles to Trump's wrestling cameos, we're talking style, substance, and the whole political circus. I share a wry appreciation for Trump’s unorthodox ways and how he’s managed to keep folks entertained, even when he's just rocking that never-changing suit and tan. The upcoming election stakes couldn't be higher, and I muse over the potential societal shifts, hinting at a near civil war if things take an unexpected turn. Despite the looming challenges, I wrap up with a note of gratitude to my listeners, holding on to hope that America might just weather this storm, one way or another.
What's going on. Everybody this is the objective jerk or the objective pessimist, the objective loss for words, whatever how you guys doing. I'm actually got a little bit of a cold, so I'm going to be making phlegm sinus noises more than normal and you might be like, well, dude, why even record a podcast? Well, it's because I'm stupid, all right. So there, anyway, how's everybody doing? Hope everybody's well, hope everybody's doing good. I hope everybody is voting because in most states now you can vote, like it's opened up so you can vote. So get out there and vote. I voted online because I have to Absentee ballot, so who knows if it actually went through. I'm sure it did. But you know, stranger things have happened. Right, let's see what am I doing. So I'm recording this a little early because that's how I do my podcast. It's when I don't. I used to schedule stuff like, oh, today I gotta record a podcast, but then I was like sometimes they were well, how I felt I mean they're all shit, right, but I would look at them as not good or whatever. So now I just when I'm in the mood to talk. That's when I record. So here I am, Um, so, but I have, I've used up all my available space for this month for my podcast platform. So I got to wait like another five days or something, and I use the information that the AI in my podcast platform, buzzsprout, generates and it creates the, gives me some ideas for titles and it makes the description and everything so and I use that for when I post my videos. So I got to. You know I can post this video if I want to, but then I'd have to, I'd actually have to do some work and I don't want to do that. So I got to wait for my podcast and I could upgrade it to get more space, but I usually don't use this much, so, but so this is actually October 26 for me, so and this will get posted on the 31st or the 1st of November or something. And this will get posted on the 31st or the 1st of November or something. Um, cause you know I'm here a little early, so it's kind of weird the way it works, but cause I live in the future, but so, yeah, so that's what's going on, but I just kind of wanted to talk Cause a lot of reflection, I'm going to take off my glasses I actually don't really need them, I guess, but there's, like I said, the voting's going on and all signs are saying Trump's going to win.
Speaker 1:You know all the polls which you know. Obviously they don't mean anything, but all the polls, all the betting, whatever, just everything is, it's all Trump right. So, um, the thing is is like I'm a little worried for America. I mean not everybody, not everywhere, but it's gonna get a little hairy in the states after the election, the states after the election, regardless of who wins. You know, um, because if trump wins which it's looking like he's gonna then you're gonna have another summer of love, but this time it's gonna be the fall season of love and stuff's getting. There's gonna be riots and burning and all kinds of crap, and antifa is gonna come out of nowhere and just watch. It's gonna happen. I hope it doesn't. I'll be surprised if it doesn't, but I hope it doesn't, but it's kind of sadly. Um, so there's that right.
Speaker 1:And then, if it's the other way and kamala somehow magically wins, then I think like january 6th was not anything. Yes, people were protesting and whatever. Did some some people trespass or whatever? Yeah, but I mean it's not. The left tries to make january 6 out to be this huge thing, and it wasn't, you know it's. It was like, yeah, it's kind of lame. You know, I wish some people didn't do that, but it it happened. But it's, it's dude, it was nothing, it was, it was, it was a nothing burger. You know what I mean? Um, it's just the left just totally embellishes what went on there and it's just like, and it's almost to the point of being annoying. You know, it happened and everybody on the right was like, yeah, that's not cool. Right was like, yeah, that's not cool. Um, but then also it wasn't all just the right, though.
Speaker 1:There were people there. There was that guy. What was his name, I forget. I guess he finally got arrested or whatever, but I think that was just for show or he was charged or something. Damn, what was his name? The guy that was all armied out, trump hat and and we need to go, let's go. You know, trying to get everything, everybody riled up and stuff. And then when shit started hitting the fan, it was like where'd he go? Just disappeared, crazy.
Speaker 1:But, like I said, if Kamala wins with, with the way things are looking, where it's like dude, trump's got it I mean even CNN everybody's saying oh shit. You know, the people on the left are like, oh my god, we're gonna have Trump and the people in right like, yeah, so I mean, everything is pointing towards Trump and if, magically, harris wins, there's to be a legitimate uprising from the right, like they're going to be like, no, no, she did not win, there's no way she won. There's just no possible way. It's not going to happen. Will the left, will a Democrat, win the next election? Possibly it's not going to happen. Will the left, will a Democrat win the next election? Possibly it's not going to be Harris, but possibly, but no, the, the left has screwed up. The Democrats have screwed up so bad that even a lot of left people are voting for Trump or they're not voting, you know, and a lot of swings are voting for trump and all the bs that they try and say oh my god, things were god.
Speaker 1:You see, some people just like, oh my god, it's good, it's gonna be so bad. It's like, was it so bad those four years that trump was in? Uh, no, it was awesome. What was bad? Nothing. They're just they're trying to play off everybody's emotions and stuff. So, and yes, people will be like, oh my gosh, op, objective jerk. You see so much conspiracy in everything. It's like I see conspiracy in more things than a lot of people, but there are people that see a conspiracy in everything. I see it in a lot of things and I always say it's better to see a conspiracy in a lot of things than not to see it at all. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You got to question some things If something doesn't look right, even though it's on your side. That's the problem Is people. They might be like whoa, that is weird, but it favors their side. So they're like all right, it's like dude, that's disingenuine and unhonest. It's just dude, come on. If it's garbage, whichever side of the aisle it's on, it's garbage and you should not condone it. You know it's just insane. So yeah, so that's just whatever.
Speaker 1:But it happens and it happened in the last election. You know there were places that and they were all. They were all battleground states. They weren't you know Texas, or they weren't you know California or whatever. It was the battleground states and they were trying to.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of shady stuff going on with the voting. You had people covering up the windows so people couldn't see. You can't do that. You have to be able to see that they're doing. And then there was they didn't have both sides of the aisle there there was video of people taking like when everybody's gone, all of a sudden, and then they were taking these trunks out of underneath the table, when there was trunks on the side already that haven't been counted, that are there and present, and then all of a sudden they're taking this. Oh, look at this here. Oh geez, biden got all these votes suddenly Crazy.
Speaker 1:So there was definitely some fraud voting going on in the last election. Did it really make the difference of trump losing? I don't know honestly. Even if those I mean there was, you know, there's a few hundred thousand votes or whatever, but I don't think it was that close. Maybe it it was, I don't know. I'd have to look again. Um, but that's the thing is like that's not going to matter. If, if, if you get out and vote, if, if Trump wins in an absolute landslide, there's no way that they can fudge the numbers. They're like, oh shit, he won and uh, that's the way it's looking. So you look at the rallies, you look at everything, you look at the press conferences or the town halls and everything, and Trump kills everything. He kills it all.
Speaker 1:He's going to be on Joe Rogan. He's probably recording it right now as I'm talking, or it just got done and that's it. Dude, he's got it. And then Harris didn't do the Joe Rogan. Oh, because it just didn't work with our schedule. What else are you doing? Right now? It's the largest podcast out there. You're going to get more ears on Joe Rogan than almost anything At one single whatever.
Speaker 1:And they don't want to do it. It's because Kamala's an idiot, she's a moron. She has no clue what she's doing or saying. She's a puppet. They're telling her what to say. It's just like in. Have you ever taken like a speech class? When they're like here you go, you need to talk about this, and it's like some subject that I don't know anything about and I'm like yeah, so I think you know sheep should not get. You know they shouldn't be on a farm, because you know you don't know you can't say it because it's not. You're not knowledgeable in it. The only speeches or training or whatever, when I had to get up in front of somebody and explain something or talk about something, the only ones I did good in were ones that I was knowledgeable about. I knew the information, I could answer questions, and she can't do that. So what does that tell you? She doesn't know shit. All she does is make these weird word cross, puzzle, jumble, word salad, crap where you're like what, and blames everything on Trump. She can't even be like yeah, you know, we didn't do a great job with that and we see that now we had.
Speaker 1:You know, it wouldn't have been hard to say look, we Democrats, we are much more, I don't know, grounded in the lives and we have more empathy for individuals. You know more empathy for individuals. You know blah, blah, blah than the right. You know we care, we care more, and so we thought that having these immigration policies was a caring thing and we thought it would do good and it would help some people, which it did. But then some bad things happened and it wasn't done quite correct, and we get that. We understand that that is our fault, but if I'm elected I'm gonna fix those problems and blah blah.
Speaker 1:You know I mean there's a way to do it and that's the thing is like the left has always kind of been more. The left is like, you know, the mom, that's just like. You know, when the kid like freaks out and throws a tantrum, they're like oh dear, you shouldn't do that. No, you shouldn't Fuck you mom. Honey, you shouldn't do that. That's not nice. You know that's the left and then the right is the dad. It's like what, what'd you say? What? Yeah, get in your room and clean it.
Speaker 1:You know, that's kind of an analogy, right and the left, but I'm trying not to make those sounds, because I listen to my podcast and I hear me going sound like a pig. But it's just, man, where was I talking about? I went off on a complete, just talking about how they suck. Oh, yeah, so I mean, you know, harris, just, she is not capable of, she's not capable of speeches and public speaking and anything like that. Does that mean she'd be a bad president? No, not necessarily, because Trump is not the greatest. Really, you know what I mean. Like he, he, he's not, he's not the greatest either. You know, and we knew that from the right side. You know, when he ran originally, it was like he said what, oh man, I don't know, but I voted, but then he had four years of awesomeness. So it's like you know what. That's what matters, more so than the way he speaks. And the thing is is he don't take no shit either man, and you know both, both sides make up crap and embellish crap. I get it.
Speaker 1:I hate politicians. I hate politics. You may be like what, are you on crack? I wish I wish I was on crack, but no, sadly I'm not. But I hate politicians, even like here. I have more Well, I don't, but I have the ability to interact with local politicians much easier around here and I just don't. Because I don't like politicians, because they're all snakes. I hate politicians. You know they're at the very bottom and then you've got lawyers and whatever, so, on and so forth.
Speaker 1:But that's why I liked Trump, because he wasn't a politician. I mean, maybe he is kind of now, obviously because he's been in politics, he's been president. So we consider him a politician, but he wasn't a politician. So he, you know, and he don't, he's gonna do what he thinks is right, whether it's really right or not, it's what he thinks is right. It's not what somebody's telling him he should do. People are advising him, but he's like nah, fuck that we're doing this. Kamala Harris is just like this is what you're going to do. Okay, okay, okay, all right, I'll do it. I'll do it.
Speaker 1:Trump is horrible, you know like she just has no clue. She's an idiot and that's why she wasn't. She's not going on the joe rogan experience, could you imagine, because, look at most I don't listen to. You know joe rogan all the time. You know, I go through periods where I'll listen to it a lot and I just kind of scan through and listen to who I want. Kind of I'm not like the type of person that listens to every episode, but generally each episode is like two to four hours long. Between that, like you know, whether it's a celebrity, a scientist, an MMA fighter, whatever, they're about two to four hours give or take. You know three and a half hours, somewhere like an hour and a half, but I don't think there's one that's less than an hour. So could you imagine Kamala dipshit, horseshit.
Speaker 1:Kamal Toe Harris, could you imagine her doing word salad and not answering questions for an hour, hour and a half straight? No, you can't and neither could they. That's why she's not doing it, if she can't even like, if she can't elaborate and discuss what her platform and what her plans are, and people like oh, she does all time. It's like, no, she doesn't, she goes. Oh, we're gonna do what's, what's, what's in the law? We're gonna do? We're gonna. We're gonna make everybody rich. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna make everybody rich. Well, how are you gonna do that? Through taxes and stuff. You know what I mean. Like it's like she, she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing or talking and a lot of the shit that the smoke she's blowing up the butt. It's not. It's not, it doesn't work. You know, hold on, I gotta text my wife real quick, um, but it's gonna be horrible.
Speaker 1:And you know trump, I watched the trump where he did with the undertaker which was kind of funny because it was more him interviewing the undertaker and he was like asking him questions about wrestling and stuff. So you could see he was kind of a fan right, and trump was for those that don't know, he was on wwef, whatever, and he like he did a little bit of wrestling, nothing crazy. He was more of like you know, the manager for for whatever and whichever team lost, the manager got their head shaved. I think trump would look badass with a shaved head. Really I don't know why he keeps that hair Real quick.
Speaker 1:These are the things I don't like about Trump that he wears a suit. Does he wear a suit to bed Like I think he should. I mean, obviously he does it when he golfs, but that's about it. When he golfs he's wearing a polo shirt and pants. Every other time he's wearing a suit. I don't know, I'd kind of like to see him in just some casual attire, but I'm kind of thinking he doesn't. I mean, the casual would be the golf, I guess, but I want to see him in some shorts and a t-shirt, once you know, just.
Speaker 1:And then his hair. His hair drives me nuts too. Fucking shave that crap man. I mean there's more hair on there than you think. But the way they comb it to do whatever, instead of one comb over, it's like three. And then, yeah, his like tan orange face thing and stuff like that. But I mean, they're little stupid things, I don't care.
Speaker 1:The important thing is he's not a pussy, he don't take no shit, he doesn't bend over for anybody and he wants to do what's best for the country, financially. Mostly, he wants to make the country successful. And then his new tax did you hear about that? Now it sounds good. I don't know, I'm not an expert on import, export and taxing and everything, but he put out and this is pretty, pretty smart like at the very end. So people are like, oh shit, that sounds good, I'm gonna vote. Um, they probably were gonna.
Speaker 1:They had this plan from the beginning but they didn't want to say nothing. Um, it's like you know, pulling out ricky vaughn at the end of the ninth to strike out this hitter or something. Um, but did I say yeah, um, but is getting rid of? I don't think they can get rid of all taxes. I just you know, but they're going to cut down a lot of taxes, like nationwide for everybody, and raise the tariffs.
Speaker 1:So people that want to you know Japan, who else do we get Japan, china, germany, whatever when they want to sell things that they make, they're going to have to pay a little more money for it to happen or work a deal where they're going to accept stuff from us. You know what I mean. Because it's like nobody gets American-made stuff, going to accept stuff from us. You know what I mean? Because it's like nobody, nobody gets American made stuff, but we get from everybody. You know what I mean. I mean not everywhere, but some things.
Speaker 1:So I don't know, it sounds kind of good, but that's just kind of like a lot of the stuff the left says. You know what might sound good, but like, how's it going to work? We'll see, but I don't know. I'm hopeful, I guess, being optimistic for once. I don't know, we'll see. It's crazy. It's crazy Actually. You know what I think. I think I can upload this episode and it'll just charge me a little bit. I might try it. Screw it, because I want this to come out.
Speaker 1:Man, get out and vote, vote, vote. If you're voting for Kamala, yeah, just stay home, but get out and vote, vote in person. If you can Double check your results when you vote, you want to see, you know, because there's stories of electronic devices screwing up and the votes that you voted for are not accurate, they need to just go back to the paper ballot. Man, just do the paper ballot, you know so then that way nobody can fudge with anything. You got your, not your. You know, you fill it out, your name, your, and you should be able to look at it anytime.
Speaker 1:Once it goes through. You should be able to look and see the database, who you voted for. They used to like they hide, oh no, you can't say who votes for it. It's like whatever dude, everybody. You should be able to get on and see who everybody voted for. That person's dead. That person's not real. Hold on a second I didn't vote for. That's dead. That person's not real. Hold on a second, I didn't vote for that. What you know, what I mean, you should be able to do that.
Speaker 1:I think I mean a lot of people back in the day didn't talk about who they voted for, and I guess that made people, you know, like I lost a friend over this because I like trump and he't and so we're no longer friends, which you know. I mean it's all right now. At the time it was like what the fuck? But it is what it is, you know. So, um, but yeah, it's just, it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1:This is actually a very again. The end of the world is coming, regardless who wins, but and the downfall of America is probably coming regardless of who wins Trump's just going to make it last a little longer, but this is, as far as elections go in this country, this is probably one of the biggest within, definitely within our lifetime, but probably within the last hundred years. Do you know what I mean within the last hundred years? Do you know what I mean? It's, it's crazy. Um, and sadly, though, there's going to be some BS going on after the election, whoever wins, which is going to be Trump, but there's going to be riots or there's going to be an almost civil war Again. I let's see. Let's see if I'm right. Anyway, that's about it. Appreciate your time. Thanks for hanging out, god bless and I will see you guys next time. All right, bye.
