Objective Jerk

47!! TRUMP IS VICTORIOUS! Politics, Pets, and Unexpected Twists

Jerk Season 3 Episode 91

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Ever wondered if Donald Trump’s 2020 election win was a harbinger of a Republican renaissance? Join us as we unravel our personal journey from casual observers in 2016 to fervent supporters in 2020, navigating the highs and lows of political tides. Our reflections touch on media dynamics, skepticism about voting integrity, and the internal skirmishes within the Democratic Party. We also dive into how media figures like The Quartering and Steven Crowder shaped narratives that echoed our own sentiments throughout the election's dramatic unfolding. 

While politics may dominate the headlines, we pepper the conversation with stories from our everyday lives, adding a touch of humor and humanity. From the quirks of dining out to the chaos of typhoon readiness, and juggling life with six dogs, our anecdotes not only entertain but also reveal the lighter side of dealing with life’s unpredictability. Whether you’re relishing or reeling from the election results, our discussion promises a mix of introspective insights and relatable chuckles, bridging the personal and political in unexpected ways.

Speaker 1:

he did it. Holy crap, he did it. 47, baby 47, that's it right, that's the president anyway, man, this is the objective, jerk. And I'm said, jerk, how you doing, how's everybody doing? I know a lot of people well, a lot of people that listen to this are actually sleeping right now because they're in America. But things are awesome, man, he won, trump won, dude. Wow, it's crazy, crazy.

Speaker 1:

I mean, you felt like it was gonna happen, but I felt like that last time, so I was nervous, you know, Um, I, I mean everything was looking good, the numbers and everything, but I was just like man. And then you start hearing about, you know, votes Coming in overnight and all this crap. You're like, oh, my god, are they gonna? No, come on, come on. But uh, yeah. So I mean you know it's, it happened. You know, the whole thing came in like in the afternoon for me. So, um, but yeah, it's dude. I mean, you know, and my wife is like it's weird. She's like, oh, are you happy now? Are you happy? And I'm like you know what? It's not that I'm happy, it's that I'm relieved. You know, it's like it's kind of like a weight Off the shoulders. It's like okay, things are gonna be okay, it's alright. You know, I get benefits from the VA, that's my monthly income or whatever and every month, I mean for me personally, but every month I'm always nervous about it, you know, and at least now I know, I think we'll be good. I think we're going to have 12 years of Republicans in office. They're going to Trump's going to kick some ass and then they're going to win again, because, dude, that tsunami was massive, the red tsunami, and I think, I honestly think that the Democrat party I think I said this in the last one Democrat Democrat party is done. They're going to. They're going to. I mean, they're already eating each other and Israel and Palestine, from the river to the sea, all that crap, you know, um, so I think it's going to. I mean, maybe it'll stick around, but I think something else, there's going to be another, I don't know. It will be interesting to see what happens. I guess and for everybody else who's upset right now, guess what? You're going to be happy. Eventually You'll come around and you'll see it and you'll understand and be like, oh man, you know what? Yeah, trump did a good job, all right, but yeah, so that's good things to get on track.

Speaker 1:

I was watching the Quartering. He's a, you know, a YouTuber that I watch a lot for stuff and I actually, you know, I don't know I started. I started watching him because he was kind of he was in the middle sort of, but he, you know, he kind of had the same perspectives as me, close to the same age, you know. It's just he went to college, I went in the army, um, but yeah, so I felt kind of, you know, and he has kind of a lot of takes and opinions that are similar to mine. So that's why I kind of start so I watch him a lot.

Speaker 1:

There were tons of people that did live streaming of the election results. What's his face? Steven Crowder. He spent a crap load. I watched him too, so I went back and forth. He had a crap load of people and he invested some money to have people at where the you know, the the, they're counting the votes and everything to make sure things are going right and things are legit, and trying to get you know some numbers and some and some and information quicker and faster than you know.

Speaker 1:

The media, the what is it? What do you call it? Mainstream media, mainstream media, dude, is going down. Um, it was just so horrible, like they didn't want it. You could see the thing, you could see the amount of votes that Trump was ahead of Kamala, yeah. And then it was like 90% and it's like, dude, there's no way. Even if she makes, it's like there's no way she's gonna win. Why don't you call it man? It took forever to call once Pennsylvania, though once he had, I mean, I think it was even before before they even really like put it out. I was just watching the thing and you could just see the numbers and it was like, dude, they got it. And then the guy I watched he was like he's got it, he won, he won. And I was just like it took me a while, you know, I was really.

Speaker 1:

I was a little nervous, you know. You know, during the 2016,. I wasn't, you know, like I said. I mean I voted for Trump, but I was like, yeah, hillary's gonna win, whatever. And I, you know I didn't really follow stuff too, that much you know. But I remember working. I was working on a swing shift, I was DA security for an army hospital and I remember just walking around and people would have the TV TV on and I would just kind of check periodically, and then he was like win it. I was like whoa. I was like that's crazy. So he won. And I was like you know, I wasn't like whoa, I was just like, wow, he won. Hmm, all right, well, let's see what happens right 2020,.

Speaker 1:

I was a little more invested emotionally. I was a little more invested emotionally and, uh, you know, but it still looked like all of most of us could see Biden was just gone. You know what I mean. But the left couldn't see it and they didn't report it and the stuff that you know. They were covering up a bunch of stuff. A lot of people, I think, saw that now and that's one reason why Trump won.

Speaker 1:

But I was pretty confident that Trump was going to win and I think I didn't even really watch it that much. I was like I'll just wait until it's over. And then I was doing something and then I come and check and then it's like you know, saying that Biden wasn't gonna win. I was just like what? I was like, are you serious? I was just like man. That just doesn't seem right. But this year, man, I was yeah, even my wife man. She was kind of getting on it, she was checking. She was on Google looking, which you know they're always like an hour late and I'm like, why are you on Google, man? They're going to lie. But she was getting kind of nervous too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that are pretty upset, not as many that are happy, though, you know. I mean Trump. I think he won the popular vote too. You know what I mean. So, yeah, it's crazy, won the popular. I'm pretty sure. I'm like 99.8% sure he won the popular vote. I have to check. Maybe I should look again. I don't know, I don't do that with him, but yeah, so good things, good things.

Speaker 1:

And it was just kind of funny. You could just see it like because the guy I watched the quartering like he kind of watched CNN mostly because obviously they're going to try. You know, if they say Trump has it, then you know he's got it. You know, as opposed to like maybe fox or something else, they're like, oh, it's looking like trump's got it, but it's like let's, you know, so he watches.

Speaker 1:

He watched cnn because the good news for trump, we knew, was like okay, they can't. You know, there's no denying it or whatever. It's like this, you know it's, it's out there or whatever. It's, it's fact it's, you know, there's no, there's no embellishing or whatever. It's like this, you know it's, it's out there or whatever. It's, it's fact it's, you know, there's no, there's no embellishing or whatever. So, you know, and it was just kind of funny, you could just see some of the, some of the people on scene and they just they looked miserable. It was funny.

Speaker 1:

But but yeah, I was like you know, know, and then they're talking about like a bunch of votes coming in overnight and it's like what? Oh my gosh, that is like bullshit. Yeah, I don't know, I'm sorry, but if you think it should be illegal to show your ID or you shouldn't have to show ID to vote, you're cheating. Why, what reason? What reason would it be? Oh, because black people don't have IDs. It's like, really, and you know, the left-sutrin talks about how racist we are, but like, all their crap is like they're the racist ones, they're the ones that think that black people are stupid and can't do this and can't do that. We need to help them.

Speaker 1:

And it's like, and that was like a big thing, you know, they felt like dude, although my one friend, um, he's a black dude from the south big guy. He's the one that's always like trolling on my comments and stuff like that. But the thing is is like we're still friends. You know, even though I like trump and he like you know there was no, I lost some friends because I like trump, you know, and but he stuck around, you know he's like, you know it's just. You know it's not like we can't be friends, you know, talk a little shit, whatever this and and that you know.

Speaker 1:

And then, early on though, he like he made a little comment on my thing, saying, hey, it looks like your boy's gonna win. And I was like, oh man, it's not over yet, but but he was right. I mean, he was right way before I. He must have been like ready to go to bed. So he was just like, oh, it's looking like he's going to win. He sent the thing, went to bed. I don't know, he doesn't know it yet, but things are going to get better for him. Just think about that you guys. Think about that man.

Speaker 1:

Inflation, gas prices. You know Trump, did you watch his speech, his acceptance speech? He's talking about RFKk. You know he's gonna make everything good and healthy. But he was like, but leave the oil to me. Okay, I will deal with the oil we are on, so much liquid gold and, um, yeah, it's like you know, electric cars are great, um, but you know they gotta be mined for the, the, the, the, whatever it is, for the batteries too. So it's not.

Speaker 1:

Electric cars are not quite there yet. I mean they I think tesla's got it down as far as making them but they just they need a different battery somehow, like if they could make it to where, like there's a giant, the roof of the car was a solar panel and it was able to take the energy from the sun and have a little battery to charge it. That's a different lithium. There we go lithium right and go that way, or something. I think that could be.

Speaker 1:

Or if they do, you know water, know water? I mean, I know there's some theories out there that people made, or there are people that suppose they made engines run off of water. They're not as powerful. But you know, just make the everyday person have the little slow car that runs on water or whatever different kind of solar power. You know, that's fine. Fine, it's going to be the future, but we should still have cars for racing, to go fast, to go off-roading. You know somebody can get like, maybe I mean that kind of sucks, but you know, get a license to get, uh, an off-road license so you can have an off-road car to buy the gas for it, and you know it's going to cut down a lot.

Speaker 1:

Because the thing is is is like dude, the Earth, climate change happens whether we are here or not, and it's always been that way. So I mean, yes, do we hurt it a little bit with our pollution and stuff like that? Yeah, but it's like Dude. The whole rest of the world pollutes like crazy and they're all worried about, oh, america and climate change. Speaking of climate change and the stupid-ass Leo DiCaprio I hope he's buying his plane tickets, right Him, who else? De Niro, who else? I don't know Half of Hollywood or three-quarters of Hollywood, dumbass liberals. If Trump wins, I'm leaving. Stephen King fucking. I hope you got your tickets. Get the fuck out. Try not to say that, for pray the rosary.

Speaker 1:

Before I did my podcast Thanked God for saving Trump's life and for filling the hearts of America with the Holy Spirit so that they can make the right decision and vote for the right candidate, even though, in the end, it's not about who's running the country. It's about your faith in God, so, but it is still kind of nice now, but, but yeah. So what else? I think that's kind of it. What did I do today? Can you read? Oh no, it's backwards, it says beans Utah. Can you read? Oh no, it's backwards, it says beans utah. I need to, I don't know. That's.

Speaker 1:

The thing, though, is I can't. So the camera does reverse, right, because, look, yeah, I can select when I do my videos, I can select it to where it mirrors. So it's actually correct. But then I can't do the little stuff I do for my whatever, you know. So it's like I got to pick one or the other. So I don't know. Let me know if you'd rather see, would you rather be able to read this cup but have it look the way it looks like, without coolness, or? You know, I didn't even ask that question, right? Would you rather have a regular picture that's not backwards, or a cool video with, you know, comic looking whatever? Let me know, I like the comic thing or whatever it is, you know, when I do my stuff, because it just kind of I don't know, you know, it kind of makes it stand out a little Cause.

Speaker 1:

Not many people. Some people do it, but, um, you know, just to make it, make it my own thing, I guess you know a lot of people do green screen backgrounds and stuff and react to certain things. I just like, I just like talking to you guys, yeah. But, um, I went to, so I had my like annual physical with the VA Dude the VA, for those that know. You know such a pain in the ass, but at least they're there, right. But I had my annual physical but I didn't. I wasn't able to get my lab work done beforehand. I got time, whatever. So we have a family member. She actually works at the hospital and does labs, but I mean, you know, she could come here and just draw my blood and take it in there. Makes it really simple for us. But she's busy doing some stuff and we couldn't get in touch with her. So we went to some whatever and we couldn't get in. It was just like this whatever. So then I had my appointment without it, but I still have to, you know, get my blood work done. And then my doctor's like oh also, yeah, you need to get your colon inspected. I'm at that age where I gotta get the finger up the butt. So I gotta schedule that. That's gonna be fun, not really, I don't know. I guess it's probably not that bad. It's just gonna feel like taking a poop right. Alright, enough about that. Oh, let's see what else.

Speaker 1:

Went on a little date kind of, with my wife yesterday. Went and had lunch at this newer Japanese restaurant in Luwak City and you have to take off your shoes to go in the restaurant, so either barefoot or socks. So we knew that. So I brought socks and sat down and had a pretty good lunch. It was pretty good. It was good food, nice atmosphere. They totally forgot my coffee, though.

Speaker 1:

That's the thing about filipinos is they can never accept that they made a mistake, and you know what I mean. There's always an excuse. There's never like oh crap, my bad, I'm sorry, here's a free sushi roll, or something like that. That doesn't happen here. You know what I mean. They're just like, so they totally forgot. And then they're like oh well, it's vietnamese coffee, it's a slow drip, it takes a while, it's like dude, it takes 45 minutes, you know, and that's with everything. You know. That's just kind of.

Speaker 1:

That's just a thing about filipino culture, is like if you correct somebody on something, or even just kind of debate them on something and you're correcting them. Dude, they can't take it. They're just like and the thing is is like my wife spending time in america and being married to me, she's kind of so. She's always on, you know, chewing people out and they just get so offended by it because do you know who I am? I'm a teacher, you know. It's like, so what you fucked up? Okay, here you go, accept it, learn from it and move on. That's it, that's it. But yeah, they have a hard time doing that again, not all of them, but majority, you know so.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, it was fun, did that? Stopped? Oh, and I stopped and got some beads from this place locally so I could make some some rosary, because I was like buying stuff on Amazon and it's hard to buy on Amazon, trying to look and see and all that. You know it's easier to do it in person, you know. So there's this place there, but I mean they don't have a huge selection, but's something you know, trying to do that.

Speaker 1:

Oh, and plus, now we got another typhoon coming for us and we're actually supposedly gonna get hit pretty good. Like where I'm at, like you know, we get wind and rain and and stuff like that. With all the typhoons that have hit recently, we've got a lot this year, but this one coming is going to be a little more direct, a little more hard. So we've got to make sure, take some stuff down and kind of get some things ready tomorrow so stuff won't blow around and get ruined, and open up the side gate so the dogs have somewhere to go. Maybe, I don't know, I can't, oh man. So we got like six dog, two, four. Yeah, I got six dogs. Right.

Speaker 1:

We have two shih tzus, which I don't really like, because shih tzus are stupid. I mean, they're loyal and loving, but they're dumb. They're kind of my wife's dogs. And then we have the gsps, the german short-haired pointers, and we let them in occasionally. They're pretty good inside, but the. Then we have the GSPs, the German short haired pointers, and we let them in occasionally. They're pretty good inside, but the male we have, which I need to get him neutered, but he likes to piss on stuff. And then we have two Pinoy, Filipino dogs, some Aspen dogs that are pretty young still. They just don't know how to you know, they don't know how to behave in the house, so they stay out, but we have a nice little structure for them, so they'll be good.

Speaker 1:

But if it gets pretty, no, even if it gets really nasty, I can't let them in Because they'll tear up stuff, like if we let them in overnight or whatever, I don't know. Trying to think if there's somewhere, I mean I could put them in the bathroom Maybe, but then they'd probably be barking all night or something I don't know. But we have, like our little laundry room outside, so you know, structure of four walls and a roof so they can go in there if it gets nasty, you know, oh, speaking of which I got to put the little cover back up Because there's like a little window Dang, speaking of which I've got to put the little cover back up because there's like a little window Dang, because there's like a little window that's in that structure and I have like a little plastic panel thing that I put up and secure so it won't, you know, when it does get nasty it doesn't blow in there and everything. So, yeah, hopefully it's not too bad.

Speaker 1:

And a lot of people have been affected here with flooding, but I mean they're, you know, not that they're used to it, but I mean they're kind of more so than you know, the individuals in north carolina, in in inside the state, more you know like they just got hit and the rivers and stuff, everything overflowed. But I mean here it's kind of like there's a neighborhood or barangay just over a certain way and, like they always, it always floods there in their hole and I'm just like dude man. If I lived there, I would like. If it flooded where we live, I would be like the first time it happened I would have sold our property and found a different house Because that would suck. But anyway, I'm just kind of rambling now Trump 2024, baby victorious, number 47, it's gonna be good, even though you know some of you liberals out there who are upset.

Speaker 1:

It's gonna be better. Okay, it's gonna be a lot better, so don't be too upset. All right, that's it for me. Thanks for listening, thanks for hanging out, god bless, and I will see you guys next time. All right, bye.

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