Objective Jerk
Army Veteran Asshole that is learning to love Jesus. I use my MIC / Platform as a form of "Therapy", no schedule, no script, just whatever is floating my boat at the moment.
Objective Jerk
CANINES, CORRUPTION, AND CRACKHEADS: Just Another Day in Politics
The parallels between wild dogs encountered while mountain biking in the Philippines and unleashed political corruption in America reveal how power operates when left unchecked.
• Dogs in rural Philippines often receive minimal care despite being kept by owners
• The Battle of Athens (1940s) saw WWII veterans fighting corrupt Democratic officials
• Eight of the ten most corrupt political machines in American history were Democratic
• Biden administration plagued by corruption allegations and auto-signature scandals
• Hunter Biden claims poverty while staying at expensive South African resorts
• Democratic attempts at podcasting failing without government funding
• Independent content creators helped shape the narrative during recent elections
• The political pendulum swings as MAGA distinguishes itself from traditional Republicans
• Prediction that JD Vance or possibly Tulsi Gabbard could be future presidential contenders
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What's going on is the objective, jerk? And I am said jerk, what's going on? Everybody? I am wearing the same shirt I wore on my last podcast, but that's just because I wear this for when I go biking and I got done mountain biking, so oh yeah, it's kind of funny. There's like so there's dogs here I don't know people that have never been overseas, or you know, when I was in iraq dogs were everywhere, just packs of them at night, and you know they had to do the whole.
Speaker 1:We had a bunch of dogs inside our, uh, our fob. It was I'm so bad with I don't remember routes and some of the I don't know so much crap I don't remember Over there in the from Iraq, like the names of stuff. I just kind of. I just turned down the volume a little bit. It looked like it was kind of too loud, but it started off as like Camp Cuervo no Camp, what was it? Camp Cuervo? And it was a big place that had, you know, a lot of people. We were there Used to get mortared there, the hell was it called. Anyway. So we had a dog problem. So they had people that had to go around and kill all the dogs. That included puppies. So they had shotguns for the dogs and they used their nine mil to kill the puppies because it was getting bad. You know and and it sucks and it's sad, but you know it's just crazy there and it's kind of the same thing here.
Speaker 1:Dogs are kind of everywhere and when you go out into the farms, which is where I go to go riding dude dogs are just fucking everywhere man, they're everywhere. People and I think I talked about it before is is people don't really like everybody has a dog in the farm but they don't they feed it, they keep it nearby, it sticks around, but they don't give it, they don't take it to the vet, they don't make sure it's whatever healthy. If it gets injured or gets sick, it just dies. And there's plenty of other dogs that they can take his place. Know, I mean, that's kind of not everybody. There are people that are like you know that love dogs and and carry their stupid shih tzus around and crap like that. But you know, as far as like the, the native filipino dogs which you can tell a lot of them have been bred with like rottweiler or you know I mean, but anyway. So there's dogs everywhere when you go and it's like I want to bring.
Speaker 1:I used to bring my my one dog with me on the trail a couple times, but then he kind of went off and did his own thing and I was kind of pissed. One of the dogs I have now he's a. He's an aspen filipino dog and I think he would be good for riding, but I need to get him neutered. I want to get him neutered first and everything. So so he doesn't try and get in fights and stuff, and but as I was riding the trail this was yesterday though, so I rode yesterday by myself and so I'm riding on the trail and I see a dog just walking in the middle, which generally on that trail you don't see dogs too much On the trail like that. Usually they're on the side, like somebody's property or something.
Speaker 1:So it looked like this guy escaped and was just checking stuff out. It looked like he had a leash on him or whatever. So he's walking and I come riding up and he sees me. He's just kind of like he goes. So, but so he's walking and I come right up and he sees me. He's just kind of like, you know, he goes, like he goes. So I'm writing and I'm sitting here doing it here on the table, where you can't see. So I'm writing and he's in front of me and then he just kind of stops and waits on the side. I get in front of him and then he comes behind me and then he just kind of follows me all the way up to where his property is and then he just starts going crazy, like he's letting his his dog buddies know, and all of a sudden you hear them barking and they're coming up the trail. You know what I mean, and I was like fucker. But so I kept riding, uh, and then on the way down I'm going like fast, and there was one dog that was like chasing me for a little bit and he was trying to keep up and I don't know if he was trying to bite me or if he was just, you know, playing around or whatever. But but yeah, so it's a little crazy.
Speaker 1:And you know, a lot of people don't get their dogs inoculated, so there's a fear of rabies and stuff, you know. So, um, but there are vets here. There's three veterinarians in my town that I can think of. Off the top of my head there might be even another one, I'm not sure, but it's, it's kind of it's slowly getting there. People are taking more, they're taking better care of their dogs and so but I don't think people really care about getting their animals fixed.
Speaker 1:You know, if I had money just sitting and I like I was like I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I have everything I want, whatever this and that, and I just had some money, I would build a humane society, get with one of the vets and open up a vet humane society kind of thing where you can house and then maybe have a dog catcher and bring dogs in and get them fixed, get them inoculated and, if they're old and whatever, maybe euthanize them. But just kind of get a little control over this. This dog, the, you know, the, the dogs that run around. It's a little crazy.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, so that's kind of that right, let's see what's going on with trump. Trump is killing it as usual. He released today, I think, the jfk assassination assassination files. So I'm curious to read that a little bit. Yeah, trump releases classified files on the JFK assassination. Here's what they say. So there's from the left, conspiracy theories swirl. Let's see, we'll see how it goes. I don't know. I just feel like we're never going to really know. So I'm kind of over it. But really know, so I'm not. I'm kind of over it, you know.
Speaker 1:But hunter biden, piece of shit, dude, president biden is gonna go down. He's got the, the, the fake signatures, the auto signatures going on. So I mean, technically, he wasn't president, he. He wasn't Like literally, he was a puppet. He just they had somebody else doing all the stuff and making the decisions. And you know, because there were some times where he didn't even know what he was doing, he signed, like they even said it. You know, there's a video of him, like what, he was just confused, they just took advantage of him.
Speaker 1:That was like so that presidency is going to go down as the most corrupt, fucked up presidency in American history. I mean it already is, and it's not so much Biden. You know what I mean. It was. Just I don't know. I feel am I still talking loud? I feel like it's loud, like I can kind of hear. Turn it down a little bit. Hopefully that's a little better. I had it down, but when I was doing stuff, stuff got adjusted but anyway. So what was I saying? Yeah, piece of shit. Presidency. But it's not just Biden, so many other people. I'm wondering who those people were. Someday that'll come out. Presidency. But it's not just Biden, so many other people. I'm wondering who those people were. Someday that'll come out, maybe, but anyway. But now. So now you have. So Hunter Biden. The oh, the laptop is fake.
Speaker 1:All this man. There's so much corruption going on, but he's, he is in court for I can't remember what it is exactly. He did something, was it? I can't remember, something was it? I can't remember. But he told the courts that he is poor, he's broke and he's like millions in debt, right, and then, before they finish doing whatever, like he takes off to south africa. So he's in south africa right now for three months staying in a resort that's like 500 a night. It's like I thought you were fucking poor. So who's paying for that, I wonder? But then he has, like I think they said there's 31 Secret Service agents, but I think that's split between him and his sister. So he has 15 Secret Service agents at least assigned to him 24-7. I mean, they're not all working all the time, you know, they have shifts and whatever, but they're still getting paid. And who's paying for that? Us taxpayers. We're paying for that piece of shit. Crackhead staying over. Fuck that Trump. Nope, no more Secret Service for you. And they couldn't even get one for JF or RFk when he was getting some threats and stuff like that. You know what I mean. So fucking corrupt dude, you know.
Speaker 1:And there's a I don't know if you ever heard of the battle of athens, which was a town in I don't like t, like Tennessee or something I can't remember, but it happened in the 40s. There was this sheriff who had like a little corruption, political control over that whole town and had, like you know, would intimidate, and he won the elections and they would. You know it was all you know fake ballot stuffing, lying, threatening people. You know they had brothels and they had, you know little casinos to gamble or whatever not casinos, but little you know. And then they started arresting people because they would get money for the amount of people that were. So they started just arresting people on bog would get money for the amount of people they arrested. They started just arresting people on bogus charges oh, you're drunk and disorderly. Then they weren't even drunk or whatever this and that. But the problem was, so you had a bunch of military individuals who went over to world war ii. They came home and they started going after them because like, oh, hey, they got money, so they started charging them with a bunch of stuff. And then they were like no, no, no, no, no, fuck you. You know, we just got done fucking taking out one nazi, now we're gonna go after another.
Speaker 1:And there was like legit battling and fighting and for the ballot boxes and, like you know, the guy, the sheriff, was so corrupt and it ended up working out. But the thing is is like that guy is democratic, he was a democrat, okay, and I start to think I was like man. There's so many, all these politicians throughout history I'm not talking like presidents, I'm just talking just anywhere throughout the country, the most corrupt politicians are like Democrats. And so I looked that up. I went on History Collection right, and they had the 10 most corrupt political machines in American history, right, 10. Out of those 10, 8 are Democrat, 2 were Republican, are Democrat, two were Republican. So it's just like and every time I see some kind of corruption, whatever it's Democrat I'm not saying Republicans don't ever but it's just like dude, the Democrats are so corrupt and they're good at making it seem like, oh, we're the good, you know, we're here to help and this and that, and blah, blah, blah. And it seemed to kind of work in the past and they used to be able to get away with stuff, but they can't get away with it anymore, you know. And now it's like what AOC is supposedly like. She's kind of the one becoming the one in charge of the Democratic Party. It's like really, aoc, that's your best one.
Speaker 1:Because Newsom, he's done. He's fucked. Right, he totally botched the fires in California. He's a piece of shit. He wouldn't take responsibility for nothing. And then he's trying to do a podcast. All he's trying to do is try to align himself with the center. He's trying to get away from the woke left, the liberal left, and he's trying to get center. I think to try and. But no, you suck balls. Go run a fucking Macy's or something, I don't know. They don't even have Macy's anymore. I don't think they do. Go run a Bed, bath and Beyond, right, whatever. And then what was the other one? So he out, he sucks aoc's an idiot. Oh.
Speaker 1:And then, like michelle obama did a podcast and like totally just bombed, like nobody. I mean, she had more listeners than I do. But that's michelle obama, dude, I'm just some dipshit, you know. So of course she's gonna have more than me, but it's like, so it's just kind of funny because podcasts and, you know, independent creators really helped the Republicans in this election, you know. So then the Democrats are like, oh man, oh you know, they got Joe Rogan, which they had. Joe Rogan, I mean, he was, you know, he was a little left, he was more left, but he's left-centered, whatever, but now he's like center-right. You know, that's their fault. They had Joe Rogan and they screwed it over and I've said it before.
Speaker 1:So they're trying to like oh man, we need to get on podcasts and do all this kind of stuff. But they're all fake and do all this kind of stuff. But they're all fake, they're all bullshit, because they're all crooks and it doesn't work. It does not work if it's not genuine and they just don't get it and the people that love them don't get it. It's like dude, they're pieces of trash, they're all fake and that's why they can't be successful independently. They can only be successful when you have the news to help prop them up and when you have USAID pouring money into you know. That's why if USAID, if they didn't cancel. Or let's say, if Trump, let me see, I mean I'm assuming if USAID wasn't cancel. Or let's say, if trump, let me see, I mean I'm I'm assuming if usa wasn't stopped or whatever, but definitely of trump and they still did these podcasts. No, I wonder, even if trump won but usa, us aid was not affected, then michelle or Michael, whatever you want to call her or him their podcast would have had like a bunch more listeners and subscribers and all this stuff.
Speaker 1:Because you notice, now so many things are just tanking. Like you look at, like Snow White, right, the Snow White movie. If you go and you look at the theaters, nobody's buying tickets. It's like they're all empty, right. It was the same thing with, like another stupid Marvel movie, but it was like, oh, look at all, it's all sold out, it's all sold out. And then people were like, man, we were going to sold out theaters and there was like hardly nobody there because USAID or a similar kind of whatever was throwing money, pushing all this crap.
Speaker 1:It's all related, man. It's all trying to influence people. You have the news, you have comics, you have movies, you have music. It's all trying to influence you To the dark side, and now they don't have the money to push.
Speaker 1:So all these people who were like kind of left wing, like any kind of popular YouTube or you know ones that are on X or whatever, they're gone. Where'd they go? Oh, because they're not getting the funding anymore. All their subscribers, all their followers was fake, just like the Democratic Party. They're fake. All they care about is being in power and having money. How do we do it? They're so stupid though they don't know how to do it, but I do believe you know, 20 years from now, the Republicans are going to be. It's going to be the same thing now. They're going to be the ones that are corrupted and struggling and everything. It's going to be like cycles, but I keep saying it, I've been saying it.
Speaker 1:When was the first podcast? I said it? Well, it was right when? No, I think I said it even before Trump won. I was like, if Trump wins, I was like Democrats are done. And then, when he won, it was like oh, yeah, for sure, they're done, they're over. They picked their side the crazy far left and they're sticking with it and it's going to fail.
Speaker 1:And I think a lot of Democrats are seeing that and they're kind of like letting them do their thing and then they're slowly kind of separating that. And they're kind of like letting them do their thing and then they're slowly kind of separating, but they need to, just, they need to re, re, re. You know what's the word I'm trying to think of, but just kind of like how you had okay, you had republicans, right, and you have maga, and then you have democrats and you have woke. I guess guess liberal and woke has changed.
Speaker 1:People try to say like oh, woke doesn't mean no, woke just means retarded, bullshit, dei stuff. It's not black, I mean, I think that's how it started. It was like a black thing, but now it's just all of the stupid retardness. It's like the safe retard word is woke. Instead of saying retarded, you say woke. You know woke is the new retard, but now you can say retard.
Speaker 1:So I don't know, but anyway, yeah, they need to somebody. I think that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to find somebody to take the reins. And right now it aoc, which is like ridiculous dude, she's good looking, I ain't gonna lie, but she's an idiot. You know what I mean? She just is.
Speaker 1:And um, I don't know, I just, but they gotta find somebody and then they'll all follow him and then they'll maybe get popular and then they're gonna call him and then they'll maybe get popular and then they're going to call it something else they're going to, they got to give, they got to call it something else to kind of separate it. They're still Democrats, but they're, they're separate from the left, the woke left. They got to be something else, just like MAGA and Republicans. Cause there were so many Republicans that were basically they were just the Democrats, just the the other side, to make people long-term politicians screwing everybody over, just making money, that's all they care about. And there was a lot of those Republicans. And then those ones, the ones that were like Republicans but they were pretty much Democrats, were labeled RINOs, republican in name only. That's where that came from.
Speaker 1:And so MAGA has kind of become A political party and it's kicking ass, you know. So the Democrats gotta, they gotta do the same thing, they gotta figure out something. But like they're just, they can't, they're like in a free fall. Right now it's JD Vance Unless he decides not, not to, or whatever, he's going to be the next president afterward. But you know, I kind of want, I want just to kind of shut up the left. I want the Republicans to get a female. Can you imagine, like Tulsi Gabbard being the first female president, and I think she would do a good job. I kind of wonder if, like, they get to a point and they're like, hey, you know, jd Vance man, he's got it, but we have to get a woman in. You know, let's be the first party to have a woman. You know, actually, I mean, they were almost they were the first party that ran a female vice president member with McCain.
Speaker 1:What was her face? She was pretty too Older, but from Alaska. Damn, what was her name? I think she's still. She's still a senator there, if I'm not mistaken. For Alaska, I think.
Speaker 1:So, damn, what's her name? I gotta look that up. That's gonna kind of bug me. You guys know what I'm talking about, though. Right, I was gonna read like some of these Political. Maybe I'll do that next time. Maybe I should leave these open.
Speaker 1:Kind of like some of these political. Maybe I'll do that next time. Maybe I should leave these open. Kind of read some of these political parties that are political machines throughout history that were the most corrupt. Maybe kind of read some of those. Let me see. I'm just kind of looking up real quick because I gotta know.
Speaker 1:Okay, john McCain, man, what was her name? 2008 presidential election? Mccain, sarah Palin there. Mccain, sarah Palin, there we go. Sarah Palin, okay, yeah, so. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I mean, see, look at me, I'm thinking like DEI, oh, we need to have a woman, we need to have a woman. But I think she would be a good fit, though she would do good. You know what I mean? The Democrats were just Clinton's oh, the name she'll win. They didn't care if she could do it or not, it was just, I don't know. Same thing with Harris. It's like they were picked because they were just women and they thought they were popular. Not that they could do a good job, you know what I mean? I think Tulsi Gabbard, I think she could do a decent job. She seems like she's got the right head for it, the right mindset. I don't know, we'll see, but it's probably going to be Vance, because he's pretty badass too. So we'll see how that all goes.
Speaker 1:But yeah, everything's going pretty good for America. Liberals are not so happy. They think the world is ending. It's so funny. They're so stupid. Anyway. Um, woke is the new retard. Democrats have always been corrupt and trump is winning. Appreciate you hanging out with me. Um, let me know your thoughts in the comments. Send me an email at the objective jerk at gmailcom. And God bless, and I'll see you next time. All right, bye.
