Objective Jerk
Army Veteran Asshole that is learning to love Jesus. I use my MIC / Platform as a form of "Therapy", no schedule, no script, just whatever is floating my boat at the moment.
Objective Jerk
MY BODY SAYS "REST, YOU RETARD" - Adventures of a Tired 46-Year-Old
Fatigue catches up with me after consecutive days of mountain biking and house projects, leading to reflections on aging and physical limitations at 46. Frustrations mount when a compelling Netflix documentary about the Joplin tornado gets derailed by an unnecessary climate change message at the end.
• Struggling with audio issues throughout recording
• Two days of intense mountain biking leading to extreme fatigue
• Netflix documentary on Joplin tornado ruined by climate agenda insertion
• Climate change happens naturally regardless of human influence
• Liberal Hollywood personalities increasingly revealing their true nature
• Reflecting on how different life paths could have completely changed my present
• The shocking speed at which we transition from youth to middle age
• Mention of released JFK files and awaiting expert analysis
Again, thanks for hanging out with me!
Please feel free to comment or send an email to theobjectivejerk@gmail.com
What's up? This is the Objective Jerk, and I'm a set jerk. How is you doing? I'm doing alright, thanks for asking, still working on the audio, because it's like the video and the podcast just are I don't know. Like the video has no problem, but my podcast is like. I don't know. Like the video has no problem, but my podcast is like I don't know. Sometimes to me it sounds like it's just too loud and people are probably like this guy sucks. But I'm still going to do it. But yeah, I'm beat man.
Speaker 1:I went riding two days in a row. First day was by myself and I was trying to do it as fast as I could I think that's what really kind of, because I pushed myself going up the incline and everything, and and then I rode yesterday with my, my, my sister's uncle, who I ride with a lot, and then afterward I worked on a project in the house with some wood building, some stuff and whatever, and so I did that most of the day. So after all that, I'm just. You know, I'm 46, now I'm gonna be 47, and just get tired. It's like plus. I'm not in the best shape. I'm not in bad shape, but I'm not in good shape either. I need to get in good shape. That's why I'm trying to ride as much as I can. But yeah, so I'm just like I'm just feeling I almost feel like I'm sick. I know I'm not, but that's how I feel. My body's just like, oh, you need to rest, you retard. So I'm trying to like take it easy, but then it's like there's a couple little things that need to be done. So I'm like I don't know, I might just try and watch a movie after this, chill a little bit longer, watch a movie and then my, you know, just on my phone on my bed, and then maybe get some stuff done later. I don't know whoa.
Speaker 1:Now, all of a sudden, I hear myself like a weird echo. What the crap, dude? I don't know what is going on. Anyway, dude, see, that's bugging me Sounded just fine, I could hear myself talk. Let me try something, all right? Yeah, so sometimes I got to unplug the audio jack and plug it back in, but it looks like when I did that, it stopped the recording process on my podcast. So for those that are the special listeners that only watch the videos, they'll get the whole thing. But yeah, thankfully I looked at the recording, the GarageBand and it knows that it stopped recording. So it was sounding like crap. I unplugged the audio, plugged it back in because it fixes it for some reason, and then it stopped recording, so learned something new. All right, anyway, I'm old, tired and I'm chilling. At least I'm old, tired and I'm chilling, at least I'm trying.
Speaker 1:So last night I did watch a new documentary on Netflix and, I said it before, I'm really kind of cautious when watching documentaries on Netflix because they're always trying to push that stupid agenda, right, it's annoying. But this one is the twister about the twister that hit Joplin, missouri, 10 years ago, 2012 or 11 or something like that, and I was like, I mean, they can make it, you know, agenda-driven, but maybe not. So I started watching it and, you know, got into it it's a film, not a series and so it felt like, okay, I mean there's a guy who was gay and religious and stuff like that, but you know, it's not a big deal anyway. So I started watching it. So then, other than that, it seemed to be a straightforward documentary on the tornado that hit joplin and some of the people that were affected by it, right, and so it wasn't bad. It was pretty interesting. One guy got jacked up.
Speaker 1:The scary mold there are, the fungus that the tornado injects you with because of the wind and whatever. I don't know how I think breathing it in you know, because tornadoes just picking up. It's almost like you know, because there's like mold and like in your house or whatever. So it's like if you go up and start disturbing all the mold and breathe it in, it's not good for you. Same kind of concept, but I don't know if it's breathing. I don't know if I missed that, but like one of the characters, one of the guys that they were following, he got pulled out of his car and was like thrown in the air in the tornado and then landed on the ground and he he got jacked up, obviously like injured and stuff like that. But I guess the thing that really messed him up was this weird fungus that was just eating away at him and they had to like take out so much of like his chest and stuff to cut it out Because it was like gangrene sort of thing or something. I guess that happens a lot in tornadoes and stuff and that was one of them and Missouri is a human environment and stuff.
Speaker 1:I think it was Missouri. Yeah, I did my basic training in Missouri. It got really freaking hot and it got really freaking cold. Anyway, I was enjoying it.
Speaker 1:Then, all the way up to the very end, you know how all documentaries have to have little quotes and little messages and little updates and whatever messages and little like updates and whatever. And it said you know it was dedicated to the 161 lives lost. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right Then, right after that, it said quote rising global temperatures are causing more frequent extreme weather events, increasing the risk of catastrophic impacts on communities. End, and I was just like, oh, and I turned it off and I was like they did it. They ruined it right at the end. They ruined it.
Speaker 1:It's I don't know, it's just annoying just why they got to make everything. You know there's some stupid liberal weirdo at net Netflix that was like dude, we got to. You know that probably wanted to have a bunch of crap throughout the film. They're like, no, we're just doing a straight up documentary. Well, at least at the end we should say blah, blah, I don't know. Something's like God.
Speaker 1:And again, okay, do humans, do we help the environment? No, us being here. No, we are a cancer to the planet earth, okay, but we're here, right? Um, we don't do it no favors, but the thing is is, if we were not here, the earth would still go through the changes that it's doing, because look at all the changes that happened before we were here, right?
Speaker 1:So, I mean, crazy weather has been happening since they've been recording it, you know, there's been massive tornadoes, like huge tornadoes, ripping apart towns like 100 years ago. You know, crazy, like frozen, you see, like a I don't know if it was a main or something, but like a frozen just covered ice. What do you call them? One of the on the shores light tower right just covered in ice and stuff that people are still trying to figure out, and all this kind of stuff. Weird, crazy weather, crazy storms and events and all that kind of crap has been happening forever and they're going to continue to happen, whether we're here or not, whether we pay more taxes to stop climate change. It's just annoying. Yes, climate change. I just heard my door. It sounded like my son come back. Climate change is real and it happens, but it's not because of us, okay, I mean, do we aid it a little bit? Yeah, okay, but why don't you worry about the countries that affect the environment and populate the environment more, which is not the US, india, china? Look at them. Okay, shut up. Anyway, it's just kind of, I don't know, it gets invigorating, sometimes man Invigorating, infuriating, but yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1:I was talking to my family this morning as they were getting ready to go, because my wife's got her what do you call it? Her chef school. But what do you call it? Anyway, she's going to school to be a chef, right, or just to get she's already a good cook, she knows how to cook and do stuff. She just kind of wanted the certification, basically. And then the kids go to school, right, and as we're kind of getting ready, wow, what was it that Somebody said something about something Mexican, and then my son's like oh, that's racist, you know joking.
Speaker 1:And then I was like oh, and I tried to do my best, uh, hispanic accent, which I can't do and I'm like taco, this and this, you know doing like stereotype kind of stuff. He's like dude, that's racist. And I'm like I was like no, that's, that's hilariastic. Wait, what did I say? Hilariastic, hilariastic, hilariastic, so it's racist and hilarious at the same time. So it's a new word Hilariastic when it's funny, when it's racist, but it's funny. Well, you can't do that. Yeah, you can. Anything can be funny. If Shane Gillis can make jokes about 9-11, and it's funny actually then you can make jokes about race. And then what was that? I saw a clip Moving.
Speaker 1:I'm not very good at doing what do you call it? What are those things that you ride on Two wheels? It's not a very good. What is it called Segway? I'm not very good at doing segways, but segway Liberals are crazy and Hollywood's crazy, right.
Speaker 1:Case in point Alec Baldwin, nut job, right, always has been, but he was, I don't know, he was at some kind of red carpet thing or something with his, with his wife, right, and she's talking. And then he's kind of talking but he's like, you know, being like the being, the little, all right, yeah, just being the, the, the, the, uh, you know just supporting and stuff like that. But then his wife's like hey, hey, hey, when I'm talking you're not talking. Okay, when I'm talking you're not talking Like seriously, and Alec Baldwin just kind of looks at the camera like this. He's like save me from this hell. She just seems like a fucking cunt right there.
Speaker 1:What is with liberal women, man? They're just straight up evil and they can't hide it anymore. You know what I mean. They used to get away with oh look at me, I'm famous or I do this and it was all just like fake. Everything's fake, fake, fake. And it's all coming out now and all these people are just turning out to be the most disgusting people. And you know that's another reason why Hollywood is is is failing, because people are like God. These people are gross. I don't, I don't want to watch them, I don't want to support them. I'm done. You know, and it's like I don't know if it's, if it's like the liberal women are the problem, feminist liberal women and then their husbands become liberal, whatever, because they're cucked and pussy whipped. I don't know, I don't get it.
Speaker 1:I know somebody not going to go into too many details, but I know somebody who was more right, maybe center, center right, but then married his wife and she's left and eventually he had to sell his guns and she made sure that he voted for hillary during the election, and biden probably too, and it's just like what. Oh man, I don't know, but I'm like I don't know how. No, you know what? Even if my wife was like a staunch you know, tds, hating Trump, whatever, I still would vote for him. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But would we still be married though? You know, think about that. Would we? Would it still work? Could it drive politics like that, drive a wedge in a marriage? I mean, I'm sure it has it does for friends and some family and stuff, and I'm sure like weak marriages for sure, or young, fresh marriages, you know, I don't know Like what. If, honestly, if if she was kind of liberal like that, I don't think it would have, I would have, I don't know, not that I was like. You know, I wasn't political when we met, though, but I still had political or I still had, like you know, conservative kind of values. I even had them when I didn't even realize I did, you know. So, yeah, I don't think it would have worked, because I'm not sure I told the story.
Speaker 1:I think I did, but the first time I went to Iraq um, you know, this is back you know we had disposable cameras, right. So he spied disposable cameras at the, at the, the PX, at the Baghdad airport, when it was ran by us, and a lot of people did you know, and I would take pictures, take some pictures of, you know, things going on, things. I did my daily, whatever this, and that I was just sitting there thinking, though, how did I get them developed? Did I keep them all? I can't remember if I kept them all and developed them once we got home or if we were able to develop them there. I can't remember. I think we held on to them, took the pictures, put them away and then, with the plan of developing them when we got home I can't remember, but I took a picture because we, as an MP I worked at the police stations for Iraqi in Baghdad and stuff and we had a cell that had, you know, I don't know, half a dozen prisoners in the cell, right, it was like one cell, and they were all in there and I was taking pictures of some stuff. And then I went to take a picture of them and they were all like, they were all smiling. So I was like, all right, I'll take a picture then. All right.
Speaker 1:So then I took a picture, right, and when I came home after the war and I'd gotten them developed again I don't remember how exactly, but I remember showing friends and family the pictures and then I had one friend who was like a love interest. I don't know, were we, I think it was kind of no, we were actually kind of toying with it a little bit. We were like flirty and stuff like that. And you know, I used to like her, like in high school and stuff like that, and anyway, um, she was like kind of upset that I took that picture. She was like that's kind of messed up that you took the picture and I was like, well, they, they wanted me to. You know, they were all for it.
Speaker 1:I wasn't trying to like, you know, but she was, you know, she was kind of bothered by it, you know, and I just thought it was kind of silly. And you know, she was very looking back now she was. She was, you know, very liberal, you know very liberal. And I think, like, if, cause, I think we were kind of talking long distance and like I was wanting to give it a try, making something happen, but she wasn't, maybe because she, you know, she was like, um, you know just the same thing, she just felt like we don't have quite the connection, maybe. So, anyway, I ended up meeting my wife and so I was like, well, I started dating my wife and I liked her and then so I forgot about not forgot, she was my friend, but stopped. I gave up on the whole prospect of us getting together, whatever.
Speaker 1:But I think, though, what if? What if she had been like, yeah, let's do something, let's whatever, I'll move there while you're in the army, or something, and then I would have never met my wife and I bet you we still and if she ended up passing away, sadly, though, but I wonder if, well, I also wonder sometimes. If that had went that route, like if we had gotten married while I was in the army, when she have all the medical and the benefits, she would have went to the hospital more she might've found the issue she was, she ended up dying from which I'm not going to go into details or anything like that, but I sometimes wonder about that. But but it's kind of crazy to think that, you know, there was that that small little moment in time that if it had been been, if she would have been like, yes, let's try it, I wouldn't have my wife of almost 20 years and my kids, you know, because I don't think it would have and we would have been divorced, probably over time, especially like maybe by 2016. You know, when Trump was running this and that she would have been like you need to vote for Hillary. What Hell? No, I don't know. It's just kind of crazy. But I don't know.
Speaker 1:Life is crazy and life goes by fast, that's for sure. I went from being, you know, mid-20s, with my whole life in front of me, to mid-40s in a blink of an eye. Blink of an eye. It's crazy. I remember being a kid and seeing all my mom's I think I don't know I feel like I talk about the same shit over and over again. I probably do. Let me know, but I remember being a kid and my mom and her friends and everybody, like you know, all the adults in my life were all turning 40 over the hill. They were getting the over the hill birthday parties with black balloons and all that kind of stuff and just thinking, like man, they're so old. And here I am getting close to 50. It's crazy, it is. It is crazy. 20 years, man, 20 years. I'm going to buy it fast. Well, it's about me, or actually no, this is a little longer than my pocket.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at my video right now. I still got a few more minutes. I think I was about to end it. I got to get to 23,. Dog Shoot I don't know what to talk about now. That's kind of it. I was watching the time for the video, but I start recording the video way before I even get things kind of going with the podcast, so it's a little behind. But that's why this is such a great podcast, right, because it's so structured and so professional and sounds so good. Such a good-looking host. Anyway, I've got to figure out something else real quick before I end it. Man, mountain biking nope, went over. It went over everything. What's going on? I already talked about this stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh, jfk files, they're released or they're. They started, started it. I guess there's like 80,000 documents. I was going to start reading them cause I was thinking it was like maybe 50. You know what I mean? I don't know, um, but I don't have. I don't have, I don't have the mentality, the patience or anything to go through all of those. I'm just I'll wait for people to do it and then report back. That's just. You know I'm lazy. 80,000 documents, a lot of it's already, you know, released, whatever.
Speaker 1:But yes, it's looking like a lot of conspiracy theorists were right. You know, it's looking like it's basically how everybody has said. It went down just a little different, though it's all the same. People are involved, but in different capacities and ways. A little bit. You know what I'm saying. It'll be interesting. I'm waiting until it's all out and somebody who is much smarter and patient than me goes through it and reports on it. Then I'll talk about it. But anyway, that's it for me. Again, I appreciate you guys hanging out, spending 23 minutes with me. Let me know what you think, comment, send me an email at theobjectivejerkergmailcom and that's about it. I'll see you next time. God bless, have a good one.
