Objective Jerk
Army Veteran Asshole that is learning to love Jesus. I use my MIC / Platform as a form of "Therapy", no schedule, no script, just whatever is floating my boat at the moment.
Objective Jerk
MEMORY QUIRKS, JFK FILES, AND THE CASE AGAINST MODERN LIBERALS
Our brains work in mysterious ways, retaining random trivia while forgetting essential information. I explore my ability to recall exact mountain bike models from decades ago while struggling with basic algebra equations.
• Memory quirks that allow us to remember useless details but forget important information
• How the JFK files confirm conspiracy theories without naming specific culprits
• Parallels between historical political events and today's political climate
• The growing polarization in American politics and concerning extremism
• Personal anecdote about a juvenile prank inspired by the movie "Mallrats"
• Thoughts on how selective memory impacts our understanding of current events
Again, thanks for hanging out with me!
Please feel free to comment or send an email to theobjectivejerk@gmail.com
What's up? It's the Objective, jerk, and I'm said jerk, and I don't have my little face thing on Usually pretty good about. I need to make a different one. Anyway, I am said jerk, what's up? How's everybody doing? I'm actually feeling pretty good today, good mood, it's nice. It's nice, nice. Yeah, what's up, let's see.
Speaker 1:So I was going to talk, I wanted to talk a little bit about politics, crazy liberals and stuff going on. I did not write down, though I should have, because I'm going to forget there was that. And then crap, there was one other thing. Oh yeah, la, la, la, la, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. So, yeah, a little politics, a little mountain biking stuff too.
Speaker 1:I know not everybody likes to mountain bike, but I do, and so I'm trying to, but I'm not going to really get too much into it, other than I wanted to kind of share how my brain works so, and I know a lot of people are like this too, but so I retain and remember just stupid random things that really are of no use for the most part, right, unless I'm playing like some kind of trivia game, like we used to have this trivia game that was. It was a dvd and it would play scenes and stuff and different audios and things like that, right, and it was all like film stuff and I just killed it. I knew like it would play an audio. You had to listen five seconds of some monologue or some scene. I'm like, oh, that's glory or oh, that's this or that's that. You know what I mean and everybody's like dude, what the hell? You know what I mean. So that's like about the only thing that I'm like really good at, but not so much, maybe, with movies. Now there's plus, there's so many movies that are out now and after 2010,. I think movies just kind of went to crap. Obviously there are good movies that do come out, but there's just so much crap mixed in with it. It's just so. I don't really, but that's just kind of the way my brain, you know, works. Like I can remember the year a movie came out and know the director roughly. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like I'm pretty good, like I retain that shit and I don't know why. It drives me nuts. Like why can't I remember how to do an algebraic equation? I mean, I kind of do now, but it took me. I just, you know, I remember like in school I would, we would. They would learn the certain whatever, and it was hard for me to learn, but then I would get it right at the end and then they'd switch to a new one and then you'd learn something else Right, and then you did that all week, right, every day was like a new something. And then on Friday you'd take a quiz on everything you went over that week and the only thing I did good on was the shit we did on thursday. You know what I mean? I didn't. I couldn't remember monday, tuesday and wednesday. You know what I mean? Like my brain just does not retain that. It just never has. So the only time I ever did good on math tests is if we did like a full-on review the day before, or I did really good if it was like the day of, like the morning of. You just kind of go over quick, like how you do stuff, and I'm like, oh yeah, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then go and do it and I would, I would kill it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But so I was talking, yes, or my last podcast. I talked about my original bike, right, my Scott bike, the first bike I started mountain biking on, and my current bike which is a I was thinking 2009,. But it's a 2008 Specialized Hard Rock, right. So I was like I want to look up some stuff about it hard rock, right. So I was like I want to look up some stuff about it. And every year bikes will come up with different color patterns or different whatever. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So I bought my Specialized in 2000. It might have been eight, maybe it was 2008. I was thinking it was 2009. But when I looked it up I was like 2008, probably. And then there it is, my exact color, everything. I was like okay, cool. And then I was like, oh, my old bike, I wonder. So it was a Scott bike, right, and this was about 98-ish, I think is when I bought it, used from a coworker. So I'm thinking, okay, so this bike was probably. He got this 95, 94, but I was like you know what I'm gonna do? 93. So I did 93 Scott mountain bike and bam, the exact bike comes up and I'm just like whoa dude, you know, and that's just you know. And it was the color scheme and that's the only year that that bike was produced. So it's just like my brain can kind of compute and think that way and I was like dead on. But then other shit I can't remember or retain and it's just annoying. But what are you going to do? Right, take some.
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Speaker 1:All right, so the JFK files right, pretty much what you would think, or most people thought, I think. I mean I think people were hoping, but I mean people who. Any evidence that directly points to an individual was destroyed a long time ago. You know what I mean. There's nothing. It's been how long that was like destroyed day one probably. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But so the files aren't really revealing much. But it is confirming the conspiracy theorists that it was a conspiracy and that certain groups were involved. It's just not giving you the. He did it. You know what I mean. There's lots of stuff that still kind of looks like Lyndon Johnson or whatever, but again, there's nothing concrete, it's just opinions and conspiracies still, but the files are proof that it was a conspiracy. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Exactly who and how is still up for debate, and I think it always will be. You're never going to know. You're never going to know. Still up for debate, and I think it always will be. You're never going to know. You're never going to know. You know there was, I think, a Secret Service agent that was trying to expose it and then he, a right-handed Secret Service agent, killed himself by shooting himself on the left side of his head, like this, and nothing to question here. But so you know what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1:Right, I used to be I mean, I wasn't like really huge into it, but I did get into it for a little while and but I I got into it before there was the internet. I mean, the internet was around. No wait, was it? What year was that or was it just before? I think the first time I got on the internet I want to say it was like 95 or something like that. Anyway, but yeah, so I got some books and at the library and read some stuff, and then, of course, the movie JFK, by what's his name? That's, oh see, oliver Stone. That's not really that big of a brag, but anyway, but but yeah, so I got kind of into it. Don't you love that? But I never, you know, I never.
Speaker 1:I always was like, yes, there was more than one gunman and I always thought that it was the CIA, and so it looks like the CIA, it looks like a lot of people were involved in it, which makes it a conspiracy, so, but yeah, I never was like, ooh, lyndon Johnson did it, like there's this book that this guy put out and that he talks about it and I kind of want to, I kind of want to get it, read it. But you know, I never was like, oh, I think it was just my, you know my, what do you call it? I can remember what year a mountain bike was, but I can't remember so just what I got from it or what my interpretation was. Yeah, it wasn't any certain individual. I'm not smart enough to really kind of put it all together. I was just like, dude, it wasn't just Lee Harvey Oswald. I was like maybe either he was completely set up or he was hey, we're going to're gonna here. Why don't you do whatever? Like he.
Speaker 1:I think he thought he was part of a plan to assassinate him and then get away with it, but then they used him as the scapegoat and he didn't know that, and you know what I mean, which is kind of how, what I think it is, I think he he was involved or he thought he was involved in it big time, but he was a patsy and he was just kind of used and you know, just kind of like the dude Trump. Think about it. Same exact thing. They found some individual who was a lunatic. They got him. You know, this guy they had to, kind of they could, uh, yeah, okay, his dad has guns and they could, okay, he's, we could get him to shoot and all. It's the same exact thing.
Speaker 1:Look at it. It's like it's just insane, but they're the exact same. We almost had another jfk. People don't realize that. You know what I mean. And the left, the loony left with the TDS, they will refuse to realize that.
Speaker 1:But, dude, if Trump was shot and killed, it was just like the Kennedy assassination, the exact same thing, but they were successful then and they were not this time. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy, but um, but yeah. So man just think if Trump did get shot, man just think how things would be.
Speaker 1:Things are going so great right now, not for the liberals, but for everything else. You know, everything's, everything's going great and nobody wants to admit it and they still try and find like, oh my gosh. So the liberals, which is like the far left of the democrat party that's kind of how I think most people refer them maybe not, I don't know, but they're just fucking crazy. They are domestic terrorists. They are no different than Ted Kaczynski or no, what was his name? Oklahoma bombing, yeah, I can't remember. Um, but they're the same exact thing, they're doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 1:And they sit there and we're like, oh my gosh. You know, trump supporters attacked the capital and did all this and it was barely any of that. That was such, again, a nothing burger. You know what I mean. But they just try and they try to make it into something it wasn't and that was a conspiracy too, because other people had their Pelosi. It was just retarded. And then, but then they have no problems with, you know, the BLM riders causing all destruction, burning down, killing people, and then you know now the Tesla stuff that's going on. Oh, that's cool, yay.
Speaker 1:They think they think they're like the resistance, but it's like yo. The country voted for this. So you're not the resistance. This isn't. You're not fighting tyranny. This isn't England taxing us and not doing anything, not providing anything. This is the country voted for it democratically and you're doing all this crap. It makes you a terrorist. You are a terrorist. Liberals are fucking terrorists. They're pieces of shit, garbage, and if that hurts your feelings, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1:All right, let's see, man, I try to be nice. I can't help it. Let me see. I'm just looking up. No, I keep thinking Ted Kaczynski, but that's uh, what's his name? I want to get it Domestic terrorism. So pretty soon you build Timothyothy mcveigh. That's right. So I mean, they were far right. Timothy mcveigh was anti-government, um. But now it's like it's just, everything is just flipped. It's just insane.
Speaker 1:And then the thing is too is when the capital, jan, january 6th, the worst thing ever? God, you're stupid. If you believe January 6th is worse than 9-11 or anything. You are a fucking retard. But when it was going on, you know people were and you could see some kind, even though kind of, even though they were let in. They were let in and you had. What's his face? Damn it. They're finally arresting him. Ray Epps, go into the Capitol tomorrow, make sure you go, we're going. He's the one. The shit he was saying is what they were trying to blame on Trump, when Trump was just like go protest peacefully, blah, blah, blah. Oh, he incited. No, it wasn't Trump, it was the Ray Epps guy who worked for you, you stupid fucks. Now he's finally getting arrested, blinded by retardation. That it's it's. It's funny and it's just sad too.
Speaker 1:I have lots of friends and family or ex-friends, and probably ex-family really, that just are in that tds, whatever, and it's like I feel bad for them. But there's, I mean, if they came to me and were like dude, I see this shit going on, let's have a conversation. I don't want to fight, I don't want to argue, but I want to have a conversation. I want to hear. You know then, dude, I'd be all for it, but I'm not going to sit there. And oh, yeah, well, you're a loony liberal, you know. It's like I'm not going to argue over a keyboard. It's so stupid, but I keep. I keep veering off.
Speaker 1:But when January 6th was going on, right, republicans were like that ain't cool. That's not cool. Okay, yes, we think that the election was stolen and it was. If you look at the votes 20 million votes just came out of nowhere that year and now they're gone. What happened? What's going on? Lots of people ballot stuffing, you know. There's so much evidence of it, right, but I digress. Wait, did I say that? Right? I digress, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1:But most Republicans and conservatives were like no man, don't go into the Capitol, don't cause destruction. You're going to be just like the liberals. So we were not happy in it, we were not cheering it on. But now you have these people Molotov, cocktailing, tesla charging stations and themselves Dumbass and burning and shooting, and the left and the Democrats are like yay. So it's like you have the liberal domestic terrorists, but then you have the Democrats cheering it on. Have the liberal domestic terrorists, but then you have the democrats cheering it on and you guys are the party of love and peace and acceptance. No, you're the party of fucking straight up evil. You are a terrorist and your ass is gonna go down.
Speaker 1:Just watch and can't wait. I can't wait to see all these people going to prison. Good If, if individuals who just walked through the Capitol on January 6th, spend four years in prison? Yeah, you can go. Spend 10 years, for you know. Spend 10 years for you know, causing destruction and havoc and burning and whatever. The guy who stink palmed, you know, stuck his hand in his ass and rubbed it on the truck, no, he needs to be charged. Maybe spend you know a month or something in prison or something like that, just to kind of set an example.
Speaker 1:Like all these fucking people, dude, these are all the retards that grew up. Oh, don't spank your children, don't do this. Oh, here's a trophy, even though you suck all this crap and they're the ones. This is the result of it. You know what I mean, dude? You don't, you don't beat your children, but you need to discipline them. There is a difference. I don't know Stink palm. I did that once to a guy. I'll tell that story real quick. Where am I at? Oh, yeah, I got time. Okay, it's kind of a dickhead move, I guess.
Speaker 1:So there's a film which I was a huge fan of. I still like it, but I was a a big fan. I used to watch it all the time, um, when I was younger. It's called mall rats, directed by, uh, kevin smith, who did clerks and stuff like that, and kevin smith has kind of turned into a douche, but anyway.
Speaker 1:So there's a scene in the movie where brody, who's the one character, is like, dude, just stink, palm him and his friend's like what the hell is that? He's like you stick your hand in your ass and you know you've been sweating and this and that, and then you go and you give him shake his hand and then now he's got you know the shit on his hand, right, and he's just like, oh, my god, you look stupid with your hand in your ass anyway. So then the guy goes to meet his girlfriend's father, who's an asshole, and brody just comes in because he just, you know, because he stuck his hand in his ass, and then he's like he's got chocolate pretzels and he's like you know, he's smelling it. He's like, shit, I can't eat my pretzels. But so then all of a sudden, he next scene. He shows up, he shakes his hand. He's like, oh, are those chocolate clever pretzels? He's like, oh, you want some. So then brody goes in there with his dirty hand, picks it, puts it in his hand. He's like rubbing it and the chocolate, and then the guy's just eating it and then he ends up getting the shits later, but it's funny.
Speaker 1:So there was a girl that I had like an on and again, off again relationship since high school and we kind of were kind of like not officially hooking up and I thought we were kind of maybe going back to whatever. But then we didn't and she started dating this guy, who was older and he was a pilot, I think, and I was just kind of like what the hell, what the fuck of her. So we went to like a bar and then they were there so I knew I was gonna meet him. So I was like, oh, dude, I'm gonna meet this guy. So we go to the bar and she and this guy and some other people are all at the table, whatever. And I'm like I got to use the bathroom. So I go in the bathroom and I fucking do it and I just shove my hand in there and massage my taint and my asshole and I'm like, and then I go out and then, oh, hey, and I you know, I made sure I go to him first. Oh, this is my, you know, I made sure I go to him first. Oh, this is my, you know whatever. And I shook his hand. Hey, what's going on? I hung out a little bit and I went back to the bathroom and washed my hands. So, you know, I don't know it, I don't know. It's.
Speaker 1:It's kind of funny, the dude that, but it's like at the same time it's like dude. The thing is, these people are attacking people in these cars and they bought, like you know, two ago all these loony liberals loved Tesla Electric cars. Oh so good, you know. And now, because of what's going on now, they hate them. And if people who are driving which most people bought these Teslas years ago. So, and they're not even political or whatever, but you're attacking their car and you're attacking them, it's like the I mean the people attacking the dealerships makes more sense than these people just keying and spray painting people's cars and rubbing their hand shit all over it. You know, I mean. So burning the tesla dealership makes more sense, but it's still crazy and psycho, because the liberals are now terrorists.
Speaker 1:They are, they're going to be labeled and they're going to be terrorists. Man, the democratic party and the liberals are done. They're fucking done. It's going to be. I'm telling you. It's just it's getting worse and worse. Like they think they're doing this big revolution and they're.
Speaker 1:And it's like, dude, read the, read the writing on the wall Trump won the popular vote. He won the popular vote. So you're not. You're not, you know what do you call it? One of those groups that used to damn it. You're not a revolutionist, you're not. You know, dang it. What do they call them? Like the French when they were fighting against Germany, little groups, they used to call them French. I can't think of it. But you're not that. You're a terrorist, okay, you're a terrorist.
Speaker 1:If you're a liberal, you're now a terrorist, even though, even if you're not doing anything but you're going along, if you don't condone no, that's the wrong. If you don't condone no, that's the wrong word. If you don't deny Wait, yeah, you can't condone, just like how they used to get on Trump. Oh, what do you think about the Ku Klux Klan and the white supremacy? If you're a Democrat and you don't, you know, say that you are against or you're not. You don't condone it. You know, if you don't get them to say I don't condone what's going on, then you're a terrorist too. You know what I mean? God, I couldn't even. That was horrible. Can't talk for shit, but I can remember what year, a mountain bike came out. Anyway, that's it. Liberals are fucked hard, terrorists and MAGA's kicking ass. All right, um, god bless. Thanks for hanging out. I'll see you next time. All right, bye.
