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ILLEGAL ALIENS VS. IMMIGRANTS: Words Matter When Discussing Border Politics
Immigration terminology matters when discussing border politics – there's a crucial difference between illegal aliens and legal immigrants that's often deliberately blurred.
• Legal immigrants follow proper channels and processes to become citizens, like my wife who took 10 years to get her American citizenship
• Illegal entry makes someone a criminal by definition, regardless of subsequent behavior
• ICE prioritizes criminals but must enforce laws consistently for all illegal entrants
• Most money earned by illegal aliens leaves the American economy as remittances to home countries
• Celebrities complaining about deportations could instead fund legal immigration processes
• Personal experience living as an expat in the Philippines provides perspective on both sides
• The immigration system needs more processing staff and better funding, not selective enforcement
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What's up? This is the Objective Jerk. You're listening to the Objective Jerk and I am said jerk, ooh, that's better, that's how I need to do it. You're listening to the Objective Jerk and I am said, jerk, yes, okay, so much better than how I did it before. What's up? How's everybody doing?
Speaker 1:I'm going to talk about immigration, illegal aliens and the retarded take of Joe Rogan. You know I love Joe Rogan, but you know he doesn't always have the best takes on stuff. He's still very liberal, but you know he's open to discussion and open to, you know, I guess, some critics, in a way, not people that are commenting on whatever, but anyway, before I get into that, though, this episode is brought to you by new buddy, all right, um, so I'm just chugging along doing whatever I'm really. I mean, I'm still, obviously, I'm still checking up on what's going on because of what I'm about to talk about, but I'm staying away from. I watch a couple people, but the big political channels and this and that I stop following. I'm trying to not get into politics because, like I said, it doesn't matter Jesus matters. It doesn't matter. Jesus matters, it doesn't matter. Republican democrat america is going to fail someday anyway, as great as the constitution is. It's not perfect. Freedom of religion doesn't work. It just doesn't. Um, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1:Um, so I've been. Kids are back in school, thank goodness, get them up, get them to school. My wife is still doing her cooking classes to be, you know, a certified chef. Um, she's killing it because she's a great cook. Um, she got a new vehicle, which I think I talked about mitsubishi expander. I think cross is what it is nice car, good. So she has a good, reliable car. I don't have to worry about her calling me oh, it's not doing this or whatever. Then I got the old 2011 nissan truck, which is badass, still needs work, but I'm working on it. Good truck for me and go mountain biking and whatever.
Speaker 1:Um, and so then it's rainy season right now. Um, this week or two days ago, it was raining pretty good, like non-stop drizzle, heavy drizzle. Now it's not raining, but then, like the driveway and the areas around the house are just algae, mold, looking so, and my pressure washer broke, so I had to borrow. Last time I pressure washed the area. I had to borrow my wife's, cousin's, but I guess his is broken now, so we went and bought one.
Speaker 1:It's not really what I had in mind. I mean, I guess it's decent. Supposedly that's what the people said. But I've talked about how the customer service here in the Philippines sucks and you go to like a hardware store and people don't really know anything about the product you're trying to buy. You know they're like which one's good oh, this one, they picked the most expensive one. You know what I mean. It's like well, I don't know, it's just so when she's like which one's good oh, this one, they picked the most expensive one. You know what I mean. It's like well, I don't know, it's just so when she's like oh, they said this has good pressure, but it's like a short nozzle and I'm just like man, I don't know. So I'm going to try it, find out, do my father-in-law's house first. It gets slick. So I'm going to go do his house. Actually, as soon as I'm done here doing this podcast, and then, once I'm done with that, depending on how I feel, I'm going to come and do mine. But I'm going to go to the gym with my son later when my wife gets off of school. So I don't know, we'll see. I might do my house tomorrow, but that's what's going on with me Living in the Philippines, expat life, living the dream.
Speaker 1:Living the dream, alright. So now on to the immigration and ice cracking down. You know, yes, that's what we all voted for, even though I don't live in the States now and technically I'm like an immigrant, alien, whatever over here in the Philippines. But I did it the right way. You know, I had to do the process and I'm paying. I mean, it was easy for me to come here.
Speaker 1:I'm married to a Filipino. She was dual citizen, or no, she was American citizen because she got her citizenship, like she should, in the States. And when we got here she got dual, um, and then I have like a some alien card thing that I have to renew like every three months or something, um, but you know, that's how you do it, right? You don't? It's just, and I'm so tired of the left just trying to. They just try and change. The left is always trying to change history, the present, because they want to change the future, you know, and they're taking a legal alien and then, well, it's an immigrant now, no, it's not An immigrant, is somebody who came over legally, did the process and now lives in the States.
Speaker 1:You know, somebody that's born in another country and then goes through the correct process to live in the States and work towards being a citizen. They are immigrants, not people that cross over illegally. So shut the fuck up you retarded left-wing dipshits. So tired of this crap. They're not immigrants, they're illegal aliens. Okay, so annoying, and then okay. So then there's that.
Speaker 1:And then so you know, ice was cracking down on getting all the illegals. And then, like Joe Rogan's, like why are they going to Home Depot and going and getting the whatever, this and that? It's like, look, they're all. Like they should only focus on the ones with the criminal records. It's like if you came over illegal, you're a criminal. I'm doing the Joe Biden, I'm going came over illegal, you're a criminal. I'm doing the joe biden, I'm gonna whisper you're a criminal. Okay, you came over illegal, you're a criminal. Maybe you don't have a record because you know you're not in the system, they don't know about you yet, but you're a fucking criminal. Okay, calm down. So so then you know, obviously ICE and them are going to focus on the individuals who are actually continuing to commit crime in the states and being a burden on the society, not the individual who's your gardener and working at Home Depot and working underneath the table to do this. Whatever, they're going after the bigger criminal. But if they go and get that criminal and there's a bunch of illegals around him, whether they're evil or not, they're going to get taken, they're going to get deported because they're illegal.
Speaker 1:Okay, and then all these left people I want to help I don't know what to do Dude, pay for their paperwork and the process to get them back in the States. You know, set up some sort of fund, say, hey, if you want to be an immigrant and you want to come into the States the right way and you need help to pay for everything, then you's what you do. That's how you do it. It's like you know, I understand, back in the day, when you had ellis island, all you had to do was get on a ship and you got transported over. It was so easy. But that was back then.
Speaker 1:Yes, america was built by immigrants. Mean, technically, we're all immigrants, because you know what I mean for the Native Americans, indians, whatever bullshit you want to say. But it's not stolen land. Every piece of dirt and rock on this planet has been stolen by someone else. Okay, that's how people fight for land and get this and that, and then we end up with what we got. Okay, that's how people fight for land and get this and that, and then we end up with what we got. Okay, indians I love the Native American culture and all that kind of stuff, but they were a weaker, you know. Whatever they didn't make it, it's just like anything else All over the world.
Speaker 1:So I'm tired of this like stolen land, all this stupid, retarded shit that the left. They're just stupid, they're uninformed. And the reason why I can say this and I know this is because I used to think the same thing. I did Because I let movies influence my opinion and music when I was a kid and I was like, yeah, man, you know I've talked, it's just, it's just so retarded. You know, it's like it's like a police officer is writing no, let me see.
Speaker 1:Okay, hold on. Trying to think of a good come on, jeez. Trying to think of a good analogy. Um, okay, you know, okay, it's kind of like busting up, like, you know, like a mob casino or something, right. Or you're going after a mobster who's kills people, does all kinds of stuff, right, you go into his place to arrest the mobster, but then you have a bunch of people there that are doing illegal gambling or something. It's not as bad as murder or whatever, but they're still doing something illegal. Guess what. They're going to go to jail. That's the way it is. Ice is not actively focusing on the guy who's just clipping your grass and doing whatever. But if he happens to get in the way, if they're gonna check, he's legal, you gotta go, you know, and it's like oh, they pay taxes. No, they send most of their money back to their country. Okay, it's just like here, like nurses. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Here in the Philippines, one of the highest job, the most what am I trying to say? The you know the job the most ah, brain farting the the most in demand job you know here in the Philippines is nursing. But the thing is is they don't pay their nurses? Shit. The hospital system here is shit. So what do they do? They get their degree here and then they go to the States and they work as a nurse and they send most of their money back here. You know so many families here don't really work. They got a new car and they got say what's going on? It's because they have a family member in the States that sends half or more of their check to support the people here, you know. So the money that illegals make in the States, it doesn't go back into the economy. I mean, some of it does, but a lot of it goes back to support their family from where they came from.
Speaker 1:It's like why is the left so stupid? Why was I so stupid? Why is Joe Rogan so stupid? Sometimes Because he's still, I mean, he's getting there. You see him kind of like, oh yeah, he's starting to realize it a little bit, but it's like, yeah, his comments about oh what? It's like dude, it's just common sense and it's just people that haven't really lived life, you know.
Speaker 1:It's like you can't just, hey, you can't be here illegal. Oh well, you're okay, you can stay, but you got to go. Well, what about me? How come he gets to stay? I didn't do that. How come you're just opening up like a big can of worms? It's like I don't know, you know working at like a daycare and you have all the kids in an area and you have like a little fridge that's got some little juice boxes, right, you're like nobody can get a juice box, nobody. But then you let one kid do it. Well, how come he can have it. Well, he helped me do this. Well, what you know, what I mean? It's just like it has to be a blanket Nobody. If you're illegal, get out.
Speaker 1:You know, then help get all these stupid liberals and all these movie stars that are like crying about it. Have them donate to a fund that process these people. And when they process them, you know they kind of okay this person. That's why they did the self self. Um, what do you call it? People could just leave themselves without you know, they self-deport, right, you self-deport, you report hey, I've been living here. They look at your record. I mean, I don't know, I'm just you know so, but because I don't work for this, but you know, then they can get in the system. This is a good person, they're whatever, this and that, okay, let's, they can get on this list, right, but it costs money to get it done. So it's like that's what you pay money towards is to help people come in, the people that really you know do contribute.
Speaker 1:But the thing is, too, is like you can't. It's like you want to come in, you want to be here and whatever. That's great, but you can't send all your money back to Mexico or wherever they came from. You know what I mean. Like that needs to kind of be a rule too. It's like you can only send so much money. You know what I mean? Because it's just what's the point. So they're just taking our money. You know, it's just. It doesn't help the economy. It's like here if you want to support your family, maybe bring a few more over. We can help you, whatever there's ways to do it, but it's like you can't. If you came over illegally, you got to get out. That's just the way.
Speaker 1:It is Sorry, but come up with a system. Come up with a system. Come up with a better system. Hire more people for immigration so they can process people quicker, and then get these dumb, retarded famous people donate money to pay for their process so they can become an immigrant, not an illegal alien, and then maybe work towards being a citizen. You know they should all. They should all work towards being a citizen of the states of a miracle. That's how it should be.
Speaker 1:You know my wife did it. She came over legally, her father and her brother. Her brother came over. First, I think he joined the army and then he helped get she got, you know, an alien some card and then I met her and then we got married and I would say maybe 10 years. It took like 10 years, but she got her citizenship. That's how it should be, blanket all across the board.
Speaker 1:And if you talk to anybody like my wife who did it legally in the right way, they agree. They're like, yeah, they shouldn't be coming over. It's like, no, if I had to do it, if I can do it, then everyone else can do it. It's just you gotta be a little patient. You know, start gofundme. You know liberals will donate to anything. Now you got the fucking black kid that stabbed the white kid at the track meet and they're asking for money. They got got like 500,000 paying a murderer god, that's awesome. So liberals will donate money to the most ridiculous, dumb ass shit. So if you're just like, hey, I'm back in mexico, I need to raise some money to to get back in, I'm sure they'll do it because they're stupid. You know, I mean that's that's that. You know, I'd so much rather have people donate to a fund to help a good person who's trying to come into the States than the stupid kid that stabbed the other kid.
Speaker 1:Self-defense oh my God, don't even get me started with that crap. See, I'm really avoiding that one. I see a lot of videos talking about it. I just I'm not even watching it. I don't even care. When it's all said and done, I just want to know if he went to prison or not. He better go to prison, though you can't let somebody. There is no, no, sorry, no. With all the video and all the eyewitness accounts.
Speaker 1:It's not like he was surrounded by a bunch of guys and they were kicking the shit out of him. It wasn't like he was Rodney King getting beat by a bunch of people and he pulls out a knife and stabs one. That would make that would be okay. Yeah, okay, I get it. I mean not so much police, but like if there's a bunch of people surrounding him, kicking him and hitting him with you know, sticks and poles or whatever you know sticks and poles or whatever you know, he's actually in fear for his life pulls out a knife, stabs one of them and they all take off. Okay, that would be justified. But what happened? Him bringing a knife to the school? So he already, he is premeditated. It's like he was trying to start oh, do it again, do it again, do it again. So he pushed him or whatever, and then so he gets stabbed.
Speaker 1:It's like, come on man, no, sorry, he's a murderer and he needs to go to jail. I don't care what color he is, I don't care what color the victim was, it was not self-defense. Sorry man, I'm only at 18 minutes. I feel like I've been talking forever. What else is going on? Shit man, that's kind of it. I just man, I'm so tired of let's see what else. What else? Superman movie Anybody going to see the Superman movie?
Speaker 1:I think it looks like shit. And then I watched the trailers. I had no interest at all. Like it's just not for me. It's made for children. You know what I mean. So there's lots of little kids that are going to grow up and this will be their oh man, superman movie and that's fine. Whatever, I think it looks like shit, so I have no interest in it. You know, again, I'm not really interested in much, as far as you know, movies and everything nowadays. But yeah, I was just like whatever. So I watch. You know people talk about it. I watch them do the spoilers and they tell the whole story, they show some clips and whatever. And it's just like god. It looks like, just like. I'm glad I I will never watch. I haven't even seen the batman because I just was like the dude.
Speaker 1:I just didn't like the whole take on it. There were aspects that sound good, but I just don't. I just didn't like. You know, it's not my thing. I'd much rather watch the other ones. I'd much rather watch George Clooney, which is kind of like the new Superman, I guess, very campy and cartoony, that's. The thing is they're like oh, it's like watching a comic book. It's like the pages come into life. It's like, well, if you want a comic book, read the fucking comic book. I want to watch a film. You know what I mean. I don't want to watch a film. You know what I mean. I don't want to watch a comic book as a film. So much you know what I mean. Unless they take like I like it, when they kind of you know, I like sin city, I mean it's not something I can watch over and over again. And I like 300, which I've seen a couple times. I own it, but I can't watch it like all the time.
Speaker 1:But I did like the visuals and how they made it. They followed, followed a comic. You know what I mean, or what do you call it? What do you call the? You know the longer comics I have, anyway, but trying to make like a movie, look like a comic, I think just for me it doesn't work, you know, especially for Superman. And then what I've heard from people that have seen it, how Superman is like, no, absolutely not. It's just not made for me.
Speaker 1:I like man of Steel. Man of Steel is it perfect? No, but it's pretty damn good. And, like I said before, I didn't like Superman Really. Whatever, I didn't care much for him until I saw man of Steel.
Speaker 1:You know I remember Superman Returns. I remember watching it. I think I watched it in Iraq, and you know it was cool, iraq, and you know it was cool. I didn't like that. He was just basically a carbon copy of Christopher Reeves, I don't know. And then I wasn't, like I said, I was never a huge. I remember watching the Superman films as a kid. They were entertaining, but it just, I don't know, I never liked the g-golly ho-hum. I'm a good person, oh, I'm here, you know kind of thing for Superman. It just, I don't know, it was never my thing. So man of Steel, though, was kind of better, I thought.
Speaker 1:You know, man of Steel was I like the realistic takes of comic books. You know what I mean. If I want the comic book, I'll read the comic book. If I'm going to see a movie based off the comic book, I want to see a movie that's a little more grounded. It doesn't have to be, you know, I don't mind aliens and all kinds of other shit, but it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1:You know, man of Steel was like I don't like when he gets like picked on by that truck driver and then he totally demolishes the truck. You know it was like yeah, that's not superman, but he wasn't superman yet, he was still. He was clark, trying to find himself. You know what I mean it's, you know. So it's like once he became superman, he's not gonna do any of that kind of stuff and he's like, well, it's like he's supposed to be hope and good and this and that. It's like, yeah, but you're not born that way, you gotta kind of find your way. You know what. You know what I mean it's like. And then him, I don't know, I don't, there's like I get.
Speaker 1:I guess why, like real Superman fans don't like man of Steel, like I get it? I guess I hate the trunks. So you know I thought the trunks, the underwear on the outside, looks stupid, and so that's why I liked man of Steel. They didn't. That's how it goes.
Speaker 1:Hey, I got man of Steel and I can watch when I want to. I'm never going to watch this Superman movie, even if it's on Netflix. I ain't going to watch it Because the Batman's on Netflix or it was and I didn't watch it. It just doesn't interest me. I'm not the target audience, I'm old, whatever. I think that's about it. There's a difference between Illegal. I guess you know I'm not the target audience, I'm old, whatever. Um, I think that's about it. There's a difference between illegal, alien and immigrants. And if you come over illegally, you are not an immigrant. You have to go through the process, come over legally, then you get the title of immigrant. So, liberal retards, shut your fucking mouth. That's it for me. I'm talking a little dirty, uh sorry, jesus. Um hope you guys all have a great day or week until next time. Thanks for hanging out and God bless. All right, bye.
