the OBJECTIVE JERK
I have objective views and I am a jerk. I am catholic and I am conservative, but this is not a faith based or political podcast. I am a "normal" person that likes to discuss many topics and although I view things through a catholic/conservative lens, my time in the Army has also left me with an asshole complex. I am not an expert nor am I perfect, but I am Objective and I am a Jerk, so join the Objective Jerk as my Catholic conscience battles with my veteran outlook.
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SOMALI PIRATE DAYCARE: Minnesota’s Daycare Scandal And Political Shockwaves
We connect a headline-grabbing fraud claim in Minnesota to a broader crisis of trust, tracing alleged daycare fronts, political incentives, and the struggle to hold anyone accountable. Faith, anger, and a plea for clarity drive a raw look at culture, institutions, and what it takes to rebuild trust.
• Massive daycare fraud in Minnesota and how reporters probed it
• Money flows, enrollment claims, and locked-door “centers”
• Judges, politics, and incentives that protect broken systems
• Thoughts on a political murder and motive narratives
• Immigration, cohesion, and the limits of a “melting pot”
• Frustration with institutions that rarely prosecute power
• Faith, Job, and how to stay grounded amid chaos
Let me know what you think. I’ll see you next time, and God bless
Again, thanks for hanging out with me!
Please feel free to comment or send an email to theobjectivejerk@gmail.com
You were listening to the Objective Jerk. And I'm said jerk. What's up? How's everybody doing? Alright. Here we go, right before New Year's. I didn't think I was gonna do another podcast before New Year's. Most things are gonna be after, but and I thought I was gonna not, you know. It's hard, man. It's hard not to follow politics. You know, I don't, I don't, I don't follow it like, you know, crazy, but I do catch stuff, and then when I hear something, that's like, what? You know, I mean a lot of it I'm just like, whatever. I'm just I'm done sweating the small stuff. But there are some things that I just can't I can't ignore, you know. So let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. I actually meant to start off with this, but I suck at this. Remember back in the early 2000s when Somalia pirates were everywhere going after tankers and different ships and taking hostages, and and you know, you know, they made a movie about it with Tom Hanks, which I never saw. And there was people were hiring for security for these ships and all kinds of stuff going on, and then it just kind of it just kind of disappears. Now, it still goes on, but the amount or the level is just dwindled drastically, right? And it's like, man, it's kind of crazy how they just they just stopped, you know, trying to rob and steal, but they they have it. Instead of riding a boat, acting like pirates and attacking ships and holding people hostage, they're stealing and embezzling US taxpayer dollars from the US taxpayers, more specifically, Minnesota. Somalia has been stealing, it's like the biggest stealing so much money from Minnesota taxpayer, possibly US, I don't know. I think it's just Minnesota, that they've they've all they've stolen enough money to cover Somalia's like debt deficit for the country.
SPEAKER_01:You know what I mean? Like it's insane.
SPEAKER_00:Like this, this just I don't even I dang it, I meant to do the bullets to keep me in order. So just recently, I I I should it's on it was on uh on X or whatever, right? But a guy, I saw the clip for it. I was kind of scrolling through, I don't think I saw it on X though. I'm not really on X very often, but that's where the guy posted it. So this is a this is an investigative journalist, you know, and yes, you know, investigative journalism was they used to be rock stars, now they're kind of looked at as frauds, but now they're coming out again because the tides have changed and they're starting to investigate, you know, all the the corruption that is the Democrat Party. And just so you know, there's a lot of investigative or reporters working for reputable or used to be reputable, you know, news media outlets for for decades that were actually CIA. So there's that too, but that's not what this is about. Let me see.
SPEAKER_01:Let's see if I can find.
SPEAKER_00:Let's see, I gotta learn how to keep talking, even if I'm just mumbling or whatever. I'm trying to find the name of the guy who oh, Nick Shirley. Okay, so this guy is an investigative reporter. Went, I mean, he basically knew the answers already, but did the video and the individual this guy, Nick Shirley, with another guy who helped him or maybe brought it to his attention, they would go to all these different daycares throughout Minnesota, right? Who all received, you know, thousands, hundreds of thousands, even I like some of them were like a million, over a million. Let me see if I can find it. Funds in taxpayer money, you know, because they had like 40 something kids there registered for daycare or whatever. So they get this money, right? And these places are all over 1.26 million for one, not all of them were like crazy, but it was a lot of daycares. And then when he shows this video, he goes up to these daycares, all the windows are all kind of covered up from the inside, so you can't really look in there. The doors are locked, you know, you go knock and nobody answers. And when somebody does answer, they're like, hey, I'm looking for daycare for my son. They're like, Why? What do you mean, why? Because I need daycare, you know, and it's all it's all just a front, it's all just fraudulent businesses, fake daycares reporting fake numbers saying, Oh, look, and they have the help of liberal Democrat judges and politicians so that they can send all this money to Somalia so they can bring people over, so then they can have people voting for these re Democratic lawmakers, you know, because that's the only way Democrats can win. I'm not saying Republicans have never cheated, don't cheat or whatever. But most Americans, whether they're like left-winging, right winning, center, they don't want our country to be invaded. You know, they want, you know, some people don't want any foreigners, but some people do, but they still want it to be people to be vetted. Most rational people want, you know, some sort of control over the amount of people and make sure they're in vetted, they're vetted, and they're not criminals, and there's no whatever, this, and that, because this is what happens. You had Biden in office, open borders, tons and tons and tons and millions of people coming in, and it was all just to gain votes. It didn't work though.
SPEAKER_01:But I'm kind of getting off track.
SPEAKER_00:So you get a Somalian-born senator, or no, what is she? What is what's her face? Omar bitch face who hopefully she loses her her position because there is actual real evidence of her marrying her brother to grant him access to the states, so he could get, you know, come over to the states.
SPEAKER_01:Now this is nothing new.
SPEAKER_00:Many people uh, you know, lots of people have done this, I know. Yeah, I am an oh mor oh, I totally spelt her name wrong or whatever. Political. So she's a oh, so she's a congressman. But anyway, so you have this individual, right? Which by the way, so she divorced her brother, and she's been married to this other guy who does like money, he's got a firm, but all of a sudden their website is totally just wiped clean and shut down because of this daycare thing going on. Like, this is huge. It's like the it's it's looking to be the the largest, hugest, the biggest. I'm sorry, I'm sound like Trump. The the hugest and largest no, he doesn't say largest the hugest, most biggest, but fraud ever that we know of in the states, you know, and this is just Minnesota, so Minnesota. So this is only what they know, so this is not a single instance, you know what I mean? This is going all over the country, you know what is. This is why you know people couldn't understand why. How is it this person's doing this and this and that and blah blah blah? Because there's all this kind of fraud going on, and they're getting this is how they're getting money. Some of that money goes towards the Democrats and the to you know grease the wheels with politicians and whatever, and then the money's going to Somalia. This is Minnesota taxpayer dollars have paid for terrorism. How what's what how does that feel to know that you live in Minnesota and your taxpayers support terrorism? That's awesome. That's awesome, right? No, no, it's not. Okay, so there's this going on, right? You got this is just pretty recent, too, so it's still kind of coming out, and but it's it's it's disgusting, dude. And the FBI that, oh, we're we we've dude, I don't know. Cash Patel's kind of I don't know, I kind of think he's a douche. He needs to get fired. He just kind of oh yeah, we're doing stuff. Oh yeah, I don't know. He just they need to put Hegseh, heck, I can't ever say his name. Hegseck, Hegseth, Hegseth is his name. And then what's the guy that's in charge of deporting everybody? The big like Lisp dude, like they're getting shit done. That's who needs to be in charge of the FBI. But it's like, I don't think the FBI, I don't think they'll ever allow somebody that will actually do the job. It's uh it's always gonna be corrupted. No matter what. I know you're listening. No, not to me, but somebody is. Well, other than my listeners, my two listeners. Yeah, I got two now. What's up? No. Anyway, okay. So so you got this, you know, these fake daycares, millions upon millions of dollars going to Somalia, different whatever, and then of course, politicians, and then you got judges that help it along the way, right? All this kind of crap going on. And then there was this politician from Minnesota, right? She was in June of June 10th of 2025, she was the only Democrat to vote against her party when she voted against giving health care funds to illegal immigrants in Minnesota. Four days later, she was assassinated.
SPEAKER_01:Talking about Melissa Hortman, right?
SPEAKER_00:On June 14th, 2025, Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman was assassinated in a shooting at her home in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. She was the leader of the State House Democratic Caucus, was killed alongside her husband. Earlier that morning, state Senator John Hoffman and his wife, Yavett, were shot and seriously injured in their home in nearby Chaplin and hospitalized. He was charged with the shooting, right? And if you read, you know, oh, he was conservative, right? He didn't like that, you know, where did I read it? Didn't like abortion, this and that, and all this kind of supposed right-wing kind of ideology. The guy was appointed by our almost vice president.
SPEAKER_01:What's his name? I can't remember his name.
SPEAKER_00:But when you read about this dude, they're like they're trying to make it like, oh, he's a conservative, so he he killed her. What the heck's the dude's name? The stupid dumb shit that's the governor of Minnesota right now. Why can't I think of his name? Waltz, there it is. Tim Waltz. So he was appointed by Tim Waltz, right? And then they're doing all this crap, and then a couple days later, she sh she's killed. So if anything, if if that is all, this whole little blanket of lies is true. Why would somebody who was a right wing who didn't like kill a Democratic governor who is actually voting in his favor as far as what they were trying to paint him as? You know what I mean? Like it doesn't make any sense. I think that she was the target, and then this guy went after the Hoffman guy because they lived and shot at them too to make it look like, you know, this guy's just going on to kill a bunch of Democrats. But when the point is, is Melissa Hortman was the actual target, you know. That's just like I think I talked about this once before. But, you know, this this Hoffman guy was shot in his home, but he survived. So that wasn't that wasn't really, hey, don't make sure, you know, make sure you kill so and so. Because, you know, they're affecting the outcome of our dubious plans. So four days after she voted against that, and then she got assassinated, and they try and paint it, make it look like it's some MAGA hat wearing, you know, individual. And now you have there's like headlines while I was kind of looking up some of this stuff. Minnesota Republican begs MAGA to stop Hortman murder conspiracies. So they're like, oh, you stop the the like they're trying to say, like, because it is a you know, is she dead? Is this is it related to all this kind of crap? Maybe it is, maybe it's not, but it is a little strange, right? I always say one thing by itself is not okay, whatever, but you have all these little things going on, and it's like, and then it it there's more too. There's there's so much more that's it's it's ridiculous. Like, how they they're just they're not even trying to hide it anymore, you know what I mean? Because then you have dipshit Republican, what whoever this is, oh don't do the uh the don't don't make these conspiracy theories, and then all this shit kind of goes on. Nobody goes to jail, which is bullshit. I'm so tired of people that are in some kind of political, they never go to jail, they just disappear, they retire away somewhere, maybe they're murdered, but it's like it's just I'm so tired of this crap, man. People need to be held accountable.
SPEAKER_01:Like the worst criminals in the history of the world are politicians, and none of them ever go to jail. It's like I don't know. Was that kind of it? I think I talked about briefly. I I kind of talked too quick, but just take all that in for a second, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00:I mean, even this Hortman, that really is I mean, that's yeah, that's conspiracy and like ooh, that's kind of crazy, whatever. But the bigger problem, the bigger issue, the bigger story is the fraud going on. I mean, it's it's out now, and most likely they're gonna nip it in the butt. The thing is though, is anybody gonna be held accountable? You got judges that let stuff go through. They're all like white liberal women. What I don't know what the hell. What why why do feminine yeah, feminism is just Satan's ally.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. It's just oh my gosh. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:But but that's just, you know, the the the whole Hortman, is that her name? Yeah, Hortman, that's just kind of like a little bit of icing on the cake, I guess, you know, like, oh man, you know, for the conspiracy people that just but you can't be like, oh Stub spray. Okay, well, explain it then.
SPEAKER_01:Explain it without being like, uh, Trump. You know, they can't.
SPEAKER_00:So you had a Democrat politician who saw some of the BS that was going on, voted against it, and was assassinated for it. Now, did she know about the the corrupt, I mean, the the embezzling, the the fraud of all the daycares and all that kind of stuff? Probably not. But she was looking, but her vote affected the Somalias that were there, and it would have affected this money in the daycare, and this is probably just a part of it. There's probably so much other crap, you know what I mean? And it's not just in Minnesota, it's it's horrendous how shitty.
SPEAKER_01:And this is all I wonder how this is, dude. Thank you, Biden. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00:I mean, was crap going on before Biden, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Absolutely sure of it. And Republicans do the same thing. But dude, just can you imagine?
SPEAKER_00:Can you imagine if Harrison Waltz would have won the election? Holy crap, dude. By the end of the four years, America there would it wouldn't even exist anymore. Or North or the United States, not America, because America is the continent, but it it just would have been complete trash. Or it would have been I think it would have been like split up. It would have been broken up into other countries and stuff. And, you know, I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_01:Like, it's just because it's just horrendous.
SPEAKER_00:But, you know, if you take someone, you don't want you want like-minded individuals to provide a service. You want people, you want law enforcement, you want people, fire department, you want emergency services, you want restaurants, and you want all this stuff to have your community, and you want like-minded people to ensure that that community thrives. But they have so many people, and you know, there are Muslims who are not hardcore Islamists and just, you know, yeah, they believe in Allah and this and that, but they're they're, you know, they go through and they live their lives and they love they like where they live and they want, you know, it's a good life for their children, whatever. And that goes for everybody and every race, but it doesn't always work though. You can't have like people who are hardcore, you know, Islam or in the well in Somalia they're they're Muslim too, mostly.
SPEAKER_01:And the ones that aren't get murdered over there, but it's just it doesn't work. You it doesn't work with, you know. It just it doesn't work.
SPEAKER_00:You gotta have, you know, there's a reason why all over the world there were certain groups of people, you know, that lived there and that's where they that's where they lived. If you wanted to go be around some white Christians, you went, you know, some places in Europe and then the US, and if you want to go visit whatever, you know, they're all over. Now they're trying to bring but the melting pot doesn't work.
SPEAKER_01:It just doesn't, you know. Sorry.
SPEAKER_00:But and now it's like because of all this crap that's going on, it's it's just gonna you know. I grew up around a little bit of everybody. I've said it before. You know, my earliest friends were Filipino. Filipinos are like huge in my life. I realized that a while back. So many people have been around Filipinos a lot. Anyway, you know, I had a young friend, I think I, you know, who in this apartment complex was a black kid, and him and I were like inseparable, but then he stole something from me, and then that was it. And then it's just, you know, I I I ate up the whole thing, you know, about you know, white people are bad, dances with wolves and this and that, and you know, as a kid, and I was I thought all the different whatever was great. I've always been more attracted to ethnic women than white girls, you know what I mean? I always have been. And so it's like, you know, to having having you know, a nice mix of whatever, I always was like, yeah, man, we can do it, we can do it, but it just you can't, it can't be done. Especially when, you know, one side wants to get rid of. And, you know, I hate to say it for all my my Muslim brothers who I've known and you know respected that are you know Islam, and I I've I've learned I've educated myself a little bit on Islam, and but a majority of them want to conquer everything. You know, everything else, everybody else is trash. If you're not Islam, you're you know, and Christianity feels the same way.
SPEAKER_01:You should be Christian, but they don't they don't like okay, not let's see.
SPEAKER_00:So those are the two biggest religions, right? Christianity and and Islam. And on in both of them, you got you know, hardcore, or you have like the people who are, yeah, they identify as that religion, but they don't really, you know, whatever. And then you have the people who are devout but level-headed, and then you have the hardcore crazies, right? So most it's just the hardcore crazies on the Islam side outnumber everything else. And then Christians, you have, I don't know, right now it's probably more like the, yeah, I'm Christian, but they don't really practice Christianity, you know. We need to have more devout. Devout is the way to go, where it's like, you know, yeah, you're not afraid to be or say who you are, spread the message, but you're not forcing it on anybody either. Yes, there are Christians that do, you know, try and like force, or back in the day at least, maybe not so much now though, but like just the crusades, you know, that was all a response because Islam was attacking and growing and attacking, you know, various Christian groups doing the pilgrimage and this and that. So they after years of that crap, they're like, okay, hold on, we gotta do something about this. And that's how the crusade started, you know. So a lot of people say that Islam is actually that Allah, which is God, but the you know, is the devil, you know, and that's how Satan is combating, one of the many ways that Satan is combating Christianity is through Islam, you know what I mean. You know, if you think it's just, you know, God versus a demon, or you know, it's it's so convoluted and crazy, and there's so many different things. You know, you have so much battling against in every kind of aspect that can almost affect almost anybody. And different, you know, everybody has their uh their goals or their focuses whatever it is, but this war of good and evil, it it's it's it's involved in everything, you know. And I I think about the book of Job a lot, which is it's a story, right? Because it there's there's parts of it where it's like God and Satan having a conversation. So it's it's it's a it's not a historical account. This is it's actually just it's a story to kind of prove a point to show us an example or an analogy or whatever. But it's a great one though, because if so, I'll just kind of where am I at? Oh man, I'm already at 27. I'm gonna do it quick. So for those that don't know the book of Job quickly, this guy he was rich, he had a family, he was happy, he was great. You had, you know, Satan and the devil, and then and you know, and and I I can't remember if like God's like boasting about whatever this man is saying. Oh, yeah, and then so Satan's like, well, yeah, of course, you know, they love you because they have everything. If you take that away, they won't love you anymore. So then so then God was like, okay, well, he knowing that Job was the man he was, he's like, okay, here, do what you want to Job. Let's see. So it's like a test, which, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of messed up in a way. But so Satan, you know, gets rid of his, kills all his family, loses all his wealth, gets sick, I mean, has nothing, even has like his friends come in and be like, dude, you're a piece of crap because you were you you you know you sinned against God and whatever this and that. And he's like, No, I didn't, and this and and he never he never wavered, you know. I mean, he came close, but he still his faith was in God, and it didn't work, so God, you know, gave it back to him tenfold. And he ended up found another wife and built another family and and had you know even more proper more wealth and everything, right? But the point is is there's always that I just think about that that part of the story where God and and the devil are kind of just like, oh, we'll do that, like they're playing chess, you know, and just and everything in the world, you know, cryptids, aliens, musicians, movies, music, whatever, everything is just it's all part of it. It's all you know and that's uh why did I start talking about this? I totally lost what made me think about this from the anyway. Oh, with Islam and yeah, so I mean, and that's just Islam's a part of it, and then you have you know, you have Christians that are who think they're doing right and they're and they're not, you know, and it's just there's so much, it's not black and white. I mean it is at the root of it, but then it's just the whole tree is nothing but gray. Anyway, that's it. Go to church, pray the rosary, and stay away from politics. I don't know. I don't know what to say. But I appreciate you hanging out and listening and uh let me know what you think. I'll see you guys next time, and God bless. All right, bye.
