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It starts with Formula One and segways to a hard political vent, using racing strategy as a way to talk about election timing and voter memory. Along the way, I react to headlines on media silence, Iran’s internet blackout, celebrity culture, public safety, and the ongoing fight over voter ID and election integrity. 
• Forced to follow Formula One through highlights because of time zones 
• How F1 pit strategy becomes a politics analogy 
• Why midterm elections can reward short-term thinking 
• Questioning media follow-through on major incidents 
• Iran internet blackout and Starlink terminals being seized 
• Annoyance with the Oscars and modern Hollywood credibility 
• Distrust of left-leaning media narratives around Antifa 
• Social media burnout and Facebook feeling like ads 
• School security incident, bail decisions, and accountability 
• Election integrity arguments around petitions and voter ID


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SPEAKER_01

You're listening to the objective jerk, and I am jerk. What's up? How's everybody doing? Hope everybody's well. I'm fine. Thank you for asking. Whoop. Excuse me again.

SPEAKER_00

Little table. I always forget to move it before.

Getting Into Formula One

SPEAKER_01

My setting up for my podcast is a lot more elaborate than it used to be. It used to be pretty basic and simple. Now I got a different camera and all this stuff. It's like it's more of it's more work, man. You know me. I'm I'm lazy. But that just shows how much I love you, my viewer. Okay. Let's see. So I got a list of stuff. I'm hoping to get through all of it. Let's see what's going on. What's going on? Formula One. Races have started. Well, they started a week ago. I am somewhat new to Formula One. Again, I'm not like a freak. So like it was actually a good time for me, the first one, because it was in Australia, which isn't close to where I live. So I remember it was already over before. I was like, what the crap, man? So it's I miss the races a lot because they either start too late or too early. When I first started watching them, they seemed to all kind of come on about the same time for a while. Maybe it just was where they were at or something. It was just kind of a coincidence or whatever. But but yeah, whenever it's, you know, I can't. I go to bed. Like I'm asleep by 10 o'clock at night. Like I'm in bed by not, well, I'm in bed by eight o'clock for sure, in bed, like on my phone, chilling, falling asleep between nine and ten o'clock. Because I get up at five every day. Not every day, but most every day. So yeah, I'm not gonna stay up late and watch it as much as I enjoy it, you know. So I end up just watching the highlights on YouTube or whatever. But it's kind of crazy when you think about like how different Formula One has from not really, uh well, I guess that's kind of a long time ago, right? What, 30 years? It doesn't seem like that long ago. But you know, they used to have to shift and they used to have to actually drive, and now it's all like a computer, you know, freaking PlayStation controller, steering wheel, and all that stuff, which is kind of cool, but the old school is just cooler, man, shifting and everything, and the way they had to drive, and you we really knew how to you really had to know how to drive. And what's funny is like, you know, just because you're a good driver doesn't mean you're gonna win. There's a there's a lot of not tactics, what am I trying to think or say? Nothing, but there's a lot of nuances, or there's I mean, it is tactics, I guess, but there's another word I'm trying to think of when it comes to racing, because you know, depending on what tires you use, when you put them on, you know, all that kind of stuff, and when you pit, how fast you're able to get out of the pit. And then it used to be like fuel too, you know. Some people would start with like you had to you have to make a pit stop. Well, now you have to make a pit stop, because they could race without even making a pit stop, really, if they wanted to, depending on if they pick the right tire. You know what I mean? Like, depending on the race. I mean, it's I think it'd be kind of rare, but it's possible due to the fact that they don't have to refuel and stuff. So it's mandatory you have to pit once, and then you know, change tires usually.

SPEAKER_00

So there's still a little bit of you know, God, what is the word I'm trying to think of?

Midterms And Short Attention Spans

SPEAKER_01

But so back in the day, some people might start with like less gas because their car is lighter, or you know, and they can refuel later at their pit stop, and then you can the different tires. There's a strategy, there we go. You know, so there is a strategy to it, and that can make a huge difference in the races, right? So it again, it's not as much as it used to be, but it's still there. And it kind of seems that way with American politics, probably other countries too. And what I mean by that is I think they should get rid of midterm. I think elections should all be held at the same time, same year, everything. Because politics is kind of like a Formula One race. You know, things that are happening, or the powers that be, you know, try and push or cover up or do whatever right now because they know in the midterms it's gonna make a difference. It may not make a difference now, but it will. And the thing is, is because people have such short attention spans, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

People have such a hard time seeing the bigger picture, and what I mean by that is because you look at what's going on with Trump, okay?

SPEAKER_01

You know, the embargoes, all the things that he's doing, he's implementing, and the stuff he's going through right now. I think he's kicking ass, but as a country, we're not benefiting from it quite yet. We will, but the problem is by the time we start benefiting from it, there's gonna be a bunch of Democrats in office because of the midterms because people are like, oh, gas is still high, or whatever. You know what I mean? The only way to really have a platform, put that platform into practice and see the results, it has to be that. I mean, even four years is kind of not too long, but it should be the four years. So, what I'm saying is like you see how the country is, or you see, regardless of what's going on, you just as a voter, you see what's going on in the country and the things you like, the things you don't like. Then you have the politicians and their platforms and this the things they're gonna do and the things they don't want to do, and whatever, right? And based on that, you vote. You should get, or you should wait till the four years is up to see if your vote and your politician was able to succeed in what they were talking about, and if not, you vote the other way or you vote for a different person. You know what I mean? Because the thing is, is like a lot of the things that Trump is doing right now is not gonna be beneficial until after the midterms that are coming up. You know what I mean? So, right now, you know, because of what's going on with Iran and whatever, so gas prices are up, inflation is still up, but it's it's plateaued. It hasn't, it didn't, it's not rising like it was under Biden. But it's getting better. It's just it's a slow process, it very short process or time span to destroy the economy as opposed to fixing it. But people don't think like that. People forget about that, they only see what's around them, they don't see the big picture. So they're like, what the heck, man? Um okay, I'm gonna vote for a bunch of Democrats now because nothing's going right. But it's like, okay, and then things will start going right, and then they think like, oh, look at see the Democrats are making it better. But it's like, no, these are the policies that the Republicans started four years ago, not anything that Democrats started two years ago. You know what I'm saying? So it's like the midterms plays heavily on the short-sightedness and the goldfish memory of the American voter, you know? I mean, I think more people are kind of starting to catch on and wake up to it, but not enough, not quick enough.

SPEAKER_00

You know, I don't know, it's just kind of crazy.

Walmart Oven Death Case

SPEAKER_01

But it's yeah, it's just like that's why it's almost, you know, the our political, our democracy that the Lib Tards are always crying about, is like it's put in, so there's always because I honestly believe if there was no midterms and it was just every four years you voted in something, the Democratics would have they would have ceased to existed decades ago. The only reason they're still around is because of like midterms, you know. You you put in you know the right people and things are you know being done, and oh look at you just see uh it's just people are so easily manipulated. Oh, and it's just annoying as hell. Let's see, there's a story, I guess a while ago, but like a Walmart employee was baked to death, supposedly, right? So there's these big ovens, like walk-in ovens that Walmart has for, I guess, primarily reheating or heating up frozen bread so they can, you know, display it in the bread area, right? And this happened a while ago, I want to say a couple years ago, but so a mother found her daughter inside the oven liquefied, basically, like an episode of bones, which is almost impossible because like if she wanted to kill herself, turn on the oven, as soon as you open the door, the oven shuts off. So I don't know if maybe like if you can just stick your arm out and turn it on. Like, I don't know what the the protocols are exactly, but supposedly it's like as soon as you open the door, you know, it shuts it off. So there's lots of safety measures in place, so it looks like common sense somebody knocked her unconscious, stuck her in there, or killed her beforehand, whatever, put her in there, turned it on, and killed her, right? The thing is, is like nothing really. They were like, yeah, she killed herself. It was in Canada. I guess police there just don't really care. They don't want to make a ruckus. So Muslim, I guess she was Muslim and I don't know, just kind of stupid shit. But it's like, how kind of reminds me of here though, you know, when things there are people here that get shot and like reporters, they report on it the day of, and then nothing. You never see any kind of follow-up, you know. You don't see a reporter asking please, hey, whatever happened to so-and-so, whatever they don't care, they just don't care.

SPEAKER_00

It's kind of sad, really.

SPEAKER_01

Let's see, and then another thing is like so Iran, you know, you have all these liberal idiots, oh, Iranian people are like crying about what's going on. And it's like when you see things like the Iran government having complete blackout on their internet, so people can't use the internet, so people can't get on there and post what's really going on. They can't, you know, do TikTok and like this is what's going on, you have no idea. And when Starlink is being in the little hubs or whatever you call them, the terminals for Starlink are being distributed for people, and the government is going and collecting those.

SPEAKER_00

But Trump's the dictator, you know what I mean?

Oscars Cynicism And Celebrity Culture

Antifa Claims And Media Trust

Gender Identity And Public Decency

SPEAKER_01

It's like liberals are so stupid. I should just that's why I should name my podcast, huh? Liberals are stupid. Uh uh, let's see. Oscars. Did I talk about the Oscars? Happen, right? Same BS. It's all dog shit. Viewership is down. They're all a bunch of fucking horrible garbage, demon human beings, if you can call them that. There's no such thing as a demon human being, I guess. Demons. They're all trash. But I do feel bad for an actual decent person who's an actor, especially a young actor who's trying to like, I don't know who won, but whoever won Oscars, you know, it's a big night for them. But it's like, but nobody really cares. You know, winning an Oscar doesn't mean shit like it used to. You know what I mean? It's only the the little inner Hollywood circle jerk, I'll suck your dick, you eat my asshole. You know, oh, he's so great and you're so brave. They're the only ones. It's like back in the day you won an Oscar and it was like, dude, it meant something. Now it don't mean shit. So I kind of feel bad for the people trying to make a career for themselves, and there's just it's been ruined, you know. I mean, who ruined it? I mean, as far as I mean, a lot of the actors now that just uh I mean, I guess kind of like, yeah, the popular actor alert or the act alert. So if you came to prominence in the early 2000s, you're basically a shit fucking douchebag actor because they're all like, ooh, Palestine, and I don't know. You know, most of them anyway. Antifa is real, by the way. You know, uh there's a bunch of news media, the left wing, like trying to be all, oh what, Antifa? That's a myth. What? Huh? What are you talking about? That doesn't even exist, it's made up. Then you have people claiming to be Antifa attacking Ice, doing this, and now they're all going to prison. But yeah, it's a myth. Dude, how I just don't understand how left-wing media can get away with lying so much. It's insane. Let's see, another trans individual who was male pretended to be female, got busted having sex with a six-month-year-old. That that shit happens a lot, you know, and like I said, I know a trans individual. I don't know them like, you know, on a personal level, because I only see this person maybe once a year, if that. But I I've, you know, talked with the individual. They are nice, and you know, I don't I'm not like you're going to hell or you know, nothing like that. But I don't, you know, I'm not against it with this person, but I don't support it either. I don't know, but you know, I don't get on Facebook and like you know, I I you know, I'll post some stuff. I think I'm done with Facebook though, actually. Not I don't mean to caveat such a horrible way, but like, I don't know, since I've removed myself from doing political stuff on Facebook, and then I'll get on occasionally and scroll through, and I don't see nothing from anybody.

SPEAKER_00

It's like am I the I think more than just me is excuse me, you know, limiting their Facebook interaction because of Lent Lent.

School Security Scare And Bail

SPEAKER_01

I don't know, but it's like all I do is see just advertisements and like movie promotions, all you know, so it's like I'm just getting on less and less. But anyway, so yeah, so another, you know, and that's the thing is like are there people with gender dysmophoria? I can't say it, dysphoria, is that it? You know, yes, I do believe that, but that the amount of people that have legitimate that that problem is way, way less than the actual amount of people who are claiming to be trans. And that is even still a very low number, you know. But most of them are just psychos that get off on this crap that get off on jerking off in the female bathroom or whatever it is, you know. So now you got this douchebag having sex with a six-month-year-old, you know, and that's the majority of the trans community. I'm sorry, but it is. And you know, because most of them are not really, I don't know, it's just it's retarded. The world is becoming retarded. Let's see. In I think Oklahoma, I want to say, or somewhere like that. So check this out. So an Iraqi individual, and I say Iraqi because he was born and raised in Iraq, has become a natural citizen in the States, and he became a citizen during the Biden administration, you know, just want to point that out. Shows up to an elementary school dressed in like tactical gear, armed with a weapon, asks about security, and then when people kind of he like gets inside because you know he piggybacks off of somebody going in, asks about security, people are like, What are you doing? No, there's no, you know, they you know, obviously they're like, This is weird, and he takes off, right? Goes home, gets arrested, judge gives him bail, he gets bailed out, and he has like an ankle monitor.

SPEAKER_00

So he didn't stay in jail, he was released on bail, and he's got an ankle monitor.

Courtroom Outburst And Mental Health

Why I Started Paying Attention

SPEAKER_01

Does that sound appropriate? Does that sound like the right kind of punishment for what happened? Now, one of two things I think happened. One, the person's mental, like they say, or somebody said, or some stupid liberal probably was like, well, he's looking for a job, he's security. And I'm like, okay, well, that's not how you go about doing it. So if he was in fact trying to, you know, he didn't have an application, he didn't have, you know, there's things you don't just show up. This ain't the 50s where you can just show up somebody and be like, hey man, I see the help wanted sign. I'm, you know, you know, they have recruiter, what is that called? Something recruiter.com, rabbit recruiter, I don't know. But so one of two things is true. The guy's mental and can't comprehend how to live in society and should be in an asylum, probably, or deported at the very least, even though he's a naturalized citizen, or he's looking to shoot up a school. So if he's actually looking to shoot up a school or he's crazy, that ankle monitor ain't gonna do shit. If he wants to shoot that school, he's gonna cut them, which he's like blocks from, like he lives close to the school, cut that off, go there, shoot a bunch of people, end his life, and he did what he wanted to do. You know what I mean? Like, how does the the liberal the judges, the amount of liberal judges in the country is just horrendous, and it's one of the big problems with the violence and all the crap going on in America right now. And I think if you became a citizen and then within a certain amount of time, maybe like five years or something, and you break a law, that's kind of like not a parking ticket or not whatever, but it's kind of you know, violent kind of whatever, you need to lose that citizenship and get the fuck out. That's what I think. If you can't be, you know what I mean? Like you should have to there should be a probation once you get your citizenship of like 10 years or something. If you can't conform to American society, which what is that anymore? You know, I don't know, but you should get it revoked. Saw a video of a trans lawyer. So this was a woman who was, you know, parading as a man, actually looked like a dude. I've seen the video in pictures, didn't sound like a dude, but looked like one. But was arguing in court, and then when things weren't going her way, started f being the typical trans freak out douche. And then when they were held in contempt, starts like fighting with the cops, and what are you doing? Leave me alone. That hurts. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Like all the normal shit. And you're just like, fuck, dude. These people have mental problems, man. I don't understand. I don't know. It's like, so you have somebody who this is probably so. This person was a lawyer, was a female, felt like they instead of instead of looking inward and thinking, like, maybe I suck as a lawyer. They're like, if I was a man, I would be so much more successful. And so they get that in their head, and then like, so they become a man, and then, you know, and then when shit doesn't work out right, they flip out. You know what I mean? It's like they're expecting, you know, the the whole it's the whole grass is greener on the other side. Mentality. It's just mental problems, man.

SPEAKER_00

Country is filled with mental instability. And I don't know, it's just.

SPEAKER_01

Oh man. And it's like you can either, I don't know, what are you gonna do? You can not pay attention to all this crap I'm talking to. Would I would I be better off not knowing any of this crap that I've just been talking about?

SPEAKER_00

Probably. But then I don't know, man, because like I didn't care about this stuff before, but I didn't vote.

Petition Fraud Claims And Voter ID

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean? When I became I didn't care about politics, I didn't really follow it. First time I really noticed politics. Well, I mean, I remember Biden or Biden, Clinton playing the saxophone during his thing or something when I was a kid. And then I remember the Florida, you know, the the counting of the ballots or something in Florida between Gore and Bush. I remember that going on. I didn't vote then. I could have, I was an adult, but like I just didn't really follow. And then once I was in the army, I was moving around. I was just like, I was okay, I'm I'm just you know, whatever. I was, I mean, you know, it was Bush the whole time I was in the army, so and then I don't know, yeah, then Obama, but then it wasn't until Trump is when I voted, and that's when I really started paying attention, is when I voted, you know? And so it's like damned if you do, damned if you don't. I don't know. It's kind of crazy. And last but not least, some new evidence from the Veritas guy. I for I don't know his name. Guy started a Veritas something, and they took it away for some reason because they're trying to stop him from exposing all the corruption that liberals do. And he just did another one. But anyway, so it's it's it's in it's in it's similar to the the fraud. I mean, this guy's been doing stuff for years, but you know, the fraud in Minnesota, and now there's a bunch of daycare fraud in California, which we all knew. If it's happening in the country, it started in California. And but this individual went to where homeless people hang out in California, and then you have people paying homeless people like$25 up to$25, maybe more, I don't know, but for them to sign a petition. And then when they ask, what's the petition? Oh, don't worry about it, just sign it. And then have them sign under different names, and then and then and then coaching them, like if somebody asks about it, just play stupid. This is what you do, blah, blah, blah. So if this stuff here in broad daylight is happening, what do you think is that's dude? Like, let that sink in for a minute, man. That's like the old school, so all the crap that you used to hear about people getting beaten up and taken in, taken in to vote, and then they take them out and they change their clothes and they have them go in to be someone else, like the shit they used to do back in the day. Supposedly, that's how like you know, JFK was able to win. But I mean, it's it's you're like, oh, that's you know, that's that's the stuff that used to happen back in the day. No, it's still happening, it's still happening. It's just I don't know. It's it's it's insane how I honestly believe that, man. If them I'm not saying that Republicans have never cheated and don't ever. There's I'm sure some Republican politician on a probably a I think a smaller scale that has cheated or whatever, but I just I think if there was no midterms and they had the voter ID down pat where you had to show, I don't think Democrats would ever win again. And it would change. It would change, like they would have to drop the name, and it would it would have to, you know, like for real, like I don't know, like it'd end up being like MAGA and Republican or something, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Because how does it make sense to not have voter ID? Oh my gosh, because if your driver's license or you don't have it, it's like, yeah, shit happens. People change their names, and you know, their names are different on the drive on the ID or whatever, this and that. Democrats are making up all these stupid excuses, but you know what? If it's important for you to go and vote, you will take the time and make the effort to get the voter ID. And those are the only people that should be voting. The people that work and care hard enough to get that ID, you deserve to vote. If you don't care, then you don't need to be voting.

SPEAKER_00

And that's the only way the Democrats win. That's the only way.

SPEAKER_01

You know, and they sit there and talk about, you know, when people were talking about the Biden, which Biden did not win. They cheated, and there is evidence of it. But it's like it's a moot. It's that's why they're, you know, Republicans are trying to get the voter ID in the Save Act. You know, but it's like people on the right talking about how the election was stolen, and then people on the left are like, oh, that's impossible. And now Trump won, and oh, Trump stole it, and like, well, we thought you you can you couldn't steal it. And it's like, well, okay, if Trump stole the election, then you should want voter ID more than anybody right now.

SPEAKER_00

But they don't. What does that tell you? Common sense. What does that tell you? They cheat. They lie because they know they'll never win again. They'll find a way eventually, you know, but it's just like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Like Democrats are so fucking stupid. It's like it's it's 24k out in the open, they're stupid.

SPEAKER_00

Right? But people still go along with it.

Final Vent And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_01

Like so you have these politicians and these people, whatever, spouting this shit, the most ridiculous, dumb, nonsensical crap. But who's dumber? These people spewin' this or the people falling for it? Again, no, that's why Democrats are stupid. Man, I just I don't know. I mean, again, I can I can understand you want to be a Democrat your lifelong you don't like, but like, you can't ignore the stupidity. Like, how how can you think that having an ID to ensure American citizens can vote or do vote, you know what I mean? Like, how does that makes absolutely no sense? But nothing the Democrats do or say makes any sense. I don't get it. Anyway, that's it. Just wanted to to vent a little bit on how retarded the Democrats are, and how retarded they're trying to make America. Keep America sane, yo. Don't let it become retarded like a Democrat. Anyway, thanks for hanging out. Appreciate your time. God bless, and I'll see you next time. All right. Bye.