RECENT MOSQUE SHOOTING IS 100% A CONSPIRACY!

I lose a full recording in GarageBand, swear a bit, then hit record again and go straight into why a reported mosque shooting story does not feel organic to me. I lay out the details that trigger my suspicion, explain what I mean by “conspiracy”, and ask you to challenge my thinking. 

• Accidentally deleting the finished audio and why the video ends up different 
• Claims that the mosque shooting is real but the motive and perpetrators are manufactured 
• Arguing that “shooter died by suicide” often feels like a red flag 
• Questioning the convenience of manifestos, symbols, and staged optics 
• Explaining three types of people when it comes to conspiracies 
• Describing my “bullshit meter” and how a past scam confirmed it 
• Asking listeners to look at the full picture without left-right lenses 

Let me know what you think. Send the email, the objective jerk at gmail.com. 

Transcript

Deleted Recording And Quick Recovery

SPEAKER_00 0:09

Dude, I just deleted my podcast that I just got done doing. What the hell? You're listening to the Objective Jerk, and I am retarded jerk, apparently. Gosh. I just got done recording. And when I was trying to share it, export it on Garage Band, like it brought up the thing, but for some reason it disappeared or whatever, and I started typing what I was gonna name it, and it changed all this crap on the on the you know the recording. So I hit Ctrl Z, but I went back too far, and it went back to my previous podcast. So I basically just deleted my recording. I hadn't I hadn't exported it yet. Exported to disc or whatever this, whatever it is. Fuuuuck. This is annoying. Well, I got the video part, so the video is gonna be different than the podcast. I mean, it's the same topic, but holy shit, dude, that's annoying. So yeah, so maybe that's maybe that's a thing I should do, right? Do it separate. Oh, if you want to check out the the other version, watch the video. Or vice versa. Fuck dude, sorry for all the F-bombs, but man, that is frustrating. Oh, dude. Anyway, fake hate in California, shooting in the mosque. All fake. I think it's all bullshit. And when I say fake, I don't mean it didn't happen. Like, you know, two people went in, shot some people, left, supposedly shot themselves, and you know, we are where we are. But I don't believe that they killed themselves, and I don't believe that they did it because they hate Muslims. They I mean maybe they do, but they were offered money. Oh, but jerk, how do you know? What proof do you have? It's like, dude, you look at all the kind of assassinations throughout history, even recently, you can tell if something's organic or not, because generally, when it's organic, the shooter lives and goes to trial. Okay. When it's not organic or where it seems a little fishy, it's when the people end up killing themselves. So you have two. I guess I don't have to, because I read an article for the last one, so now I don't need to, I guess. But so you have two teenagers who went to a mosque. First of all, this happened in California, like San Diego, is it? I don't know. But there's more of issue with Muslim communities and whatnot happening in Texas. But it didn't happen in Texas because in Texas a lot of people are armed. In California, you have a bunch of retarded liberals that have gun-free zones. So, you know, if you're gonna stage some kind of thing, you're gonna stage it to where, you know, it's gonna be more successful. You know, you don't want the kids to get shot before they even enter the mosque. So let's do it in California. I believe that they, you know, the government, and it's not like, well, what they're trying to make, they're trying to make the powers that be, the government, you know, the secret ex-files, people, the smoking man and all that kind of crap. You know. Oh, I'm I'm looking at the camera, but I'm not doing the camera, I already did it. So it's it it it happens, but it it's you know, obviously, movies and stuff embellish some things, but you know, and I think it wasn't just it wasn't to try and like well, because look at what's going on right now. Sorry, I'm trying to remember what I said before, and then so right now, like I guess you could say quote unquote Islamophobia is as big as it's ever been, like since 9-11, basically, right? You have all of the Somali who were pretty much all Muslim in Minnesota and all the fraud, and they got some fraud in California. You have Mandami or whatever his name is in New York just completely failing. Oh, we we we we uh what do you say? We took a something billion deficit and and leveled it out or whatever. Yeah, but but he took it by taking tax money and paying it. Like it it didn't really, he didn't solve nothing, he just did more communism retardedness. So, but so all this crap, people are seeing it, they're seeing the writing on the wall, and uh all the violence that Muslim individuals are doing to people here, but more so in Europe and everything. So, you know what I mean? It's it's now would would the powers that be stage this to try and and reverse? Oh, look at you can't be anti-Muslim. You can't I think maybe you know, I mean that's part of it, but I think that there was somebody in that mosque who was probably involved in some fraud, and it was probably gonna get you know it's gonna get uh exposed. And so the government's like, okay, we need to take we need to get rid of these people. How can we do it? We can do it, well, we can kill, like they basically killed like three birds with one stone, you know. It's like, well, we can make you know white people and and conservatives look evil, and and oh, look at see, you guys are anti-Muslim Islamophobia and all this kind of crap. I think that's what happened. And you might and and the reason I think that is because first of all, you got two teenagers. I mean, information's still going coming out, right? This is not what teenagers do. You know, is it possible that teenagers could maybe if like somebody they loved was raped or killed by you know, maybe they would go that far, I think, but or really I mean, I guess it is possible, but I don't believe that's what happened here. You know, an organic shooting with teenagers is like Columbine, which some people say like is like, oh, that's that's conspiracy thing. Uh no, I kind of, you know, got some kids who were bullied. I mean, maybe they were given some because they had some they had some hardware on them, right? But this is just not this is you know, not what you expect from teenagers. You know what I mean? But teenagers are easily bought. You know, teenagers, I have teenagers, but teenagers are fucking stupid. They're easily moldable, you know, easily you can give them some money. So that's what I think happened is I mean, I don't know the exact reasons. I just gave some examples that could be to try and like, you know, nip some people in the bud that were involved in some fraud and and and try and cause more division or stop some of the anti-Muslim stuff going on or whatever. But I think some people found some teenagers, because it's not hard for the government to spy on people, it's not hard at all. I mean, somebody's from the government probably listens, that's probably who I get the most views from, is probably government people. Yeah. But yeah, so they found these kids who were maybe they were like, they don't like Muslims, but they're not like radical, you know, Islaphobi is I can't never say it, dude. Isla Islamophobia. I couldn't say it in the last one. And then they just kind of you know went from there. They probably looked at a few different ones, and these ones fit the bill. They offered them a bunch of money. Hey, there's some bad Muslims here. We gotta, I mean, come on, you go to some kid and make them think they're like James Bond if they do this, you know, you can get a bunch of money, we'll send it whatever. Kids are stupid, okay, because they were kids. So they did what they were supposed to do. Did they get the person they're supposed to? Who knows? But then they just happen to drop their manifestos there, which is a little too convenient. They get away, and then they just suddenly decide to shoot themselves in the car. That makes no sense. Only time people kill themselves is when they're cornered and they have no way out. These guys were they were gone. They were I think they met up with their handler thinking they were gonna get some money and get a way out. Here's some passports, here's some money, here's some you know what I mean? And then the guy was in the car with them, shoots them, makes it look like they shot themselves, fled the scene. There you go. You know? It's not hard. Cause it just it makes no sense that they would shoot themselves after they got away from I mean, would they have completely got away out of the country? I mean, if they were getting help, yeah. But only time people kill themselves is when they're completely cornered and they got no way out, and they're like, okay, I'm not going to jail, this is it, you know. And they kind of, you know, plan for that or expect it or whatever. So that right there, the manifesto, and then there's gas cans on scene, and they got the little logo, the SS logo. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Really? Are we they putting on their their sponsors for the for the shooting, you know, their fake sponsors? We gotta make it, we gotta look like white nationalists. Put some SS logos on their stuff and anti-Muslim stuff all over their guns and and and yeah, and the bullets and all this stuff. It's like, dude, no, sorry, but no. I have I have a pretty good bullshit meter radar, whatever you want to say. I don't always know exactly what the bullshit is, but I can always tell there's something. Like I just sometimes I I I know what it is, and sometimes like I don't, but I just there's something there, right? And a lot of times with these things, I'm like, man, it just doesn't seem right. I don't know. You know, but this one 100% without a doubt, this was bullshit. Again, it's not like it didn't happen, it wasn't fake, but it was a conspiracy. It was created. These people were found, they did the whatever and they were taken out. That's exactly what happened. Now, for the reasons for that, I gave my possibility, my opinion on what it could be, but I don't know. Who knows why exactly? But I that's I you know, and the thing is, is like the the what do you call it manifestos that were conveniently dropped. Watch, they're gonna come out tomorrow in a few hours for everybody to know, you know. But then when that trans shooter at the Christian school they kept their manifesto for how long? Months, a year, I don't remember how long it was, but it was forever, you know. So it's like it's just you know, you you you take all the stuff, the bullshit that's going on, you know. So we'll see once it's all said and done. But none of it, none of it says organic to me at all, you know. The dude that shot Trump that was a conspiracy. People were involved, not everybody, but some people were. There's no way that he got up there and did all that stuff right when somebody was taking a break and he was talking to somebody, you know, and then he they had to make sure that hey, he needs to get shot. As soon as he takes the shot, he needs to be taken out, whether he gets him or not. And that's what happened. People are like, oh, it wasn't real. You're stupid. There's three types of people in this world when it comes to conspiracies. You got the one who thinks conspiracies are just complete fiction made up. The government would never do that. You know, we live we all live in a cartoon, you know. You got those people. Then you got people who I kind of myself who I don't think everything's a conspiracy, but I do kind of notice it and I see it in a lot of things. And then you have people who look for the conspiracy and they only see the conspiracy. There's I worked with a guy who was who was like that, and during the Vegas shooting, or it wasn't during, it was a little after, I think, the Vegas shooting where the guy shot, you know, from the hotel at the concert. He's like, Man, look, he was talking about he's like, dude, there's video of there were other people in the crowd shooting. And I was like, what, really? You know, and then he shows me, and it's a secure guy in a security vest, he's got his gun out, and bullets come near them, and he ducks and he shoots off the gun, like it's pointed up. And it's it's pretty clear to me that he was an armed security who had his finger on the trigger and fired his weapon as a response to getting shot at, you know what I mean? And I was like, no, dude. And that's when I was like, dude, you see it, it's like you wanted the experience, you want the conspiracy to be there. But and so I'm not like that. You know, the whole thing with uh Charlie Kirk beating, no, I didn't there was nothing about it that was like no. I mean, there was a conspiracy with the trans community that they all talked to and whatever. They all kind of knew something was going on. Like they they probably, you know, they didn't know the details or exactly what was going on, but they knew something was going on. Somebody was like, Oh, you know, pretty soon, whatever this and all the the chatter you would see was like they knew. So I mean that in itself is a conspiracy, but it's not the same kind of conspiracy, you know. People think conspiracy means uh fake stuff, but no, it's just when you know, two or more people get together to commit some sort of crime? That's basically what it is. I don't know the defin, I guess I could look it up, right? Definition of conspiracy. But yeah, that's all it means. But people kind of think it means like, oh, people think in fake whatever story kind of but it's like how many how many conspiracy, quote unquote, conspiracy have came true in the last couple years. You know what I mean? Like it's it's insane. Yeah, an agreement to perform together an illegal or wrongful subversible act. An agre- Okay, so this is what I said an agreement between two or more persons to commit a crime or accomplish a legal purpose through illegal action. Yeah, so I mean it's not that you know, it's I don't know. But dude, this is not this is not what it appears. It is not a great it is not organic. These kids didn't come up with this on their own and decide to do this. They were chosen, they were guided, they were handled, and they were taken out, pure and simple, without a doubt, without a doubt. Now, for those that listen to me, you know, they know that I don't, you know, I don't say that usually. It's you know, this, you know, this seems weird, that seems off. I don't know. Uh like I said, I have a pretty good bullshit meter. I was scammed some years ago, actually a long time ago now, but I'm not gonna go into the details of the scam. I think I talked about it once before, so you'd have to find it and listen to my other podcast. Some bitch. But I did get scammed, and it lasted for about a week. And the whole time during it, any kind of interaction I had with the scammer, like it all just felt wrong, or something wasn't right. My gut was telling me that it was not right, but my brain was like, oh, benefit of the doubt, you know what I mean? Was just naive, whatever. But then once come to find out it was a scam, I was like, oh my gosh. It's like I knew it, but I just didn't I, you know, so you know, everybody has different strengths or whatever, but I have a pretty good bullshit meter. When things just don't add up, you know what I mean? I mean, I'm not I don't know. I'm not it's not that I'm not smart enough, but I'm definitely lit too lazy to really dive into it. You know, some people will I mean, hey, maybe somebody listens to me talking, and like, you know what, he's got a point, and then they'll dive in and they'll start doing the research and they'll find out. Oh, excuse me, and they'll have way more information that's supported or whatever. I'm too lazy to do that. I just am. My podcast, my it's lazy. It's the lazy, I've thought about changing the name to you know lazy podcast or whatever, because I I mean it's it can't get any basic. I don't have thumbnails, I don't do much editing. You know, the way I do it is where I don't have to do editing. The videos I do very minimal editing, and just because, you know, I just I just want to bullshit, talk about stuff. But yeah, so and this is you know, I don't like talking about this stuff to my kids so much. Just because, you know, it's just they don't need that, they can come across it on their own. If they come to me with stuff, I'll kind of talk about it, but I don't oh my gosh, did you hear what happened? You know. I mean, I did mention it to my oldest. I was like, yeah, there's something going on, and it's kind of crazy because I was told I was gonna do a podcast about it. So, but it's just I don't got nobody to talk to about it here. You know, my wife pretends to listen because she's my wife, but so that's what you know, I'm the microphone. I mean, I do have some, you know, friends that I keep in touch with, but it's you know, on the other side of the planet, it's kind of hard. Right now they're all getting ready to go to bed. Well, maybe not yet, but you know, it's just it's kind of difficult to stay in touch. It's more of like every once, like once or twice a year, maybe. Hey, what's up? And usually it's texting, it's not even talking. So just to sit here and just BS about stuff, that's what that's what my mic is for. But yeah, so that's where I'm at, man. I think I'm kind of I'm curious to know if it's gonna, you know, I know a lot of people are gonna, you know, there are people who are more keen and more on, you know, on the nose, not on the nose, but you know, they're gonna be they're gonna be on this like white own rice, you know. So, but uh will anything come of it? Who knows? Maybe ten years from now it'll come to find out that it wasn't, you know, as organic as they're trying to make it out to be. Because come on, man, dude. No. It's just if you're gonna if you're gonna have somebody, if you're gonna set up a fake mass shooting, you're gonna do it in California, because they got some of the strictest gun laws, right? Now, and probably this is what I imagine. They came up with this plan. So either they wanted to do this plan, and it's gonna happen in either California, Illinois, New York, or you know, where you know, the liberal places were gun-free zones, and and then based on who the candidates they can find, that's where we'll do it. Or there was other targets in the mosque as well. And then so they had to find someone. And they might have been planning this from day one when they started finding out all the fraud in Minnesota. How many months ago? You know what I mean? Again, these these they were kids. One well, one of them was maybe 18, it's still a kid. 18-year-old don't know shit. And they're very pliable. You can mold them, you can, you know, corrupt them. Especially today, you know, you offer them, here's, you know, we're gonna give you each$10 million and passport, and you go to Puerto Rico and you gotta take out this quote unquote bad guy. Okay, you know, and then they're like, yeah, dude. That's what that's what that's what that's what really set it off for me. I was watching, I was having my my content creator news people that that kind of bring out the you know the news. And he was talking about, you know, what was going on, whatever this and like I was listening, I was half listening, half doing something else. And then he said that they were later found in their car, you know, shooting themselves after they had left. And I was like, what? I was like, so they got away, they got away with it, and they went to their car. And shot themselves. Like just by themselves? That doesn't make sense. And that's when I then I kind of re-listened to it and saw the whole thing, and it was just like, oh dude, this is no. This is straight up bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Bullshit. I'm sorry. It is. There's it's I don't know.

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SPEAKER_00 23:02

That does it's just no, I'm sorry. There is no, you know what, there is no I don't know. This is fake. This is bullshit. Without a doubt. Because come on. Again, you got two teenagers going to a mosque. For what reason? Why? I mean, we'll find out, supposedly, because they conveniently drop their manifestos. I mean, that's the only thing you could kind of argue. Like, maybe people want to leave. Okay, here we're gonna leave our manifesto because this is why we did it. But generally, it's like their manifestos are on their computer or back at their home or whatever. You know what I mean? They don't just drop it, they don't have their their gear so much with you know all the the quote unquote reasons, you know, the SS on the gas can. Come on, come on, come on, man. Yeah, no, it's just but the biggest thing is, yeah, they got away. Like if they got cornered in the church or the mosque, whatever, and then took themselves out, okay. It'd be more believable, but I don't know. But the fact that they got away, they got to their car, and then just decided to, and let's end it. It's like, no, they're they're not gonna end it until they're cornered. You know, so I think they were taken out by their handler, and that's how you know it's like a conspiracy, is when the shooter is killed. You know? Just look at all of them, all the history of you know, assassinations and shootings, the person. You know it's a conspiracy when the shooter is taken out. Especially in like, in like not a normal kind of, you know. I mean, people could argue. I'm kind of getting confused what I talked about and what I talked about in my previous one because I deleted it. I think I went over this, right, with the cook dude and Trump. So, I mean, he was taken out, but it was more believable, but I don't believe the person that took him out was part of it. He was just doing his job. But there were people involved that helped to get the kid up there who trained him, who practiced, get him to practice shooting and all that kind of stuff, you know. You know it. It's just come on, man. It's just common sense. Try not to look at it from any kind of political lens, you know, left or right. Just look at it from an objective lens. Like look at the whole picture. And it's just like, yeah, it doesn't add up. It just doesn't. Anyway, that's all I got. Appreciate you listening to me a second time. Let me know what you think. Send me the email, man. If you want, if you want me to actually respond and and have some sort of discussion or whatever, send do an email. More so than the I mean the comments are fine for like, hey, you're a retard, or hey, I liked it. But yeah, send the email, the objective jerk at gmail.com. But uh, let me know what you think. All right, I'll see you guys later. All right, God bless. Bye.